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Topic: ~~~~~"Man0 Land"~~~~~~ enter at your own risk.... - part 3
manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 12/22/11 07:45 AM
Jerry, Thank You so much for the generous Christmas gift. You can imagine my surprise when I opened the card and found a voucher for an all expenses paid trip to Cancun. You are really a wonderful man!! Have a Merry Christmas and I will see you in a couple weeks. And to think--I don't even work for you anymore. you did notice that the ticket was NOT round trip I think your travel agent made a mistake. It is not one way, the return trip is open ended which means I can stay as long as I want. That is so kind of you. Stop trying to deny your generosity. I think everyone should know. Leigh, when working for Jerry you must pay your dues but apparently in the end the payoff is good. Before you were here, I worked tirelessly 7 days a week for him without so much as a thank you. However, now I am sunning on the beach and staying in a luxury hotel where I am having surf and turf for dinner and it is all on Jerry's credit card! and that card has a 10 dollar limit I have some bad news then. You are going to have several over the limit fees because apparently they don't pay attention to that here. Sorry about that but thanks again. I am having a great time. BTW I met a great guy and bought him some clothes on your card. He loves Calvin Klein suits.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 12/22/11 08:13 AM
On the 11th day of Christmas... "There are no strangers on Christmas Eve." Mildred Cram & Adele Comandini Merry, Merry Michael!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 12/22/11 11:33 AM
Hey Mister Postman, Mr Postman, look and see oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh, If Turtle ran into a mailbox lately? oh yeahhhhhhhh, You gotta check it, check it and see oh yeahhhhhhhhh How many mailboxes, has he killed, lately You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute..........

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 12/22/11 01:11 PM
the postman never tells

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 12/22/11 01:17 PM
Jerry, Thank You so much for the generous Christmas gift. You can imagine my surprise when I opened the card and found a voucher for an all expenses paid trip to Cancun. You are really a wonderful man!! Have a Merry Christmas and I will see you in a couple weeks. And to think--I don't even work for you anymore. you did notice that the ticket was NOT round trip I think your travel agent made a mistake. It is not one way, the return trip is open ended which means I can stay as long as I want. That is so kind of you. Stop trying to deny your generosity. I think everyone should know. Leigh, when working for Jerry you must pay your dues but apparently in the end the payoff is good. Before you were here, I worked tirelessly 7 days a week for him without so much as a thank you. However, now I am sunning on the beach and staying in a luxury hotel where I am having surf and turf for dinner and it is all on Jerry's credit card! Jayne, you sound just like Jerry ...That's what he keeps saying to me! ...Some nonsense about paying my dues.... What does it mean Jayne, paying my dues? Is it hard?!! Will I have to stay late like you did???? Work 24/7??? Naw, I'll pass, it's not worth it!!! I'll buy my own trip, He's not EVER going to control me, NOT EVER Never, ever, ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get you azz to work [/quote ]Oh hey boss...didn't see you standing there... I was just telling Jayne what a generous emoloyer you are and how great it is to work for a guy like yOu... Very nice gift you gave her, very nice indeed!!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 12/22/11 01:21 PM
Jerry, Thank You so much for the generous Christmas gift. You can imagine my surprise when I opened the card and found a voucher for an all expenses paid trip to Cancun. You are really a wonderful man!! Have a Merry Christmas and I will see you in a couple weeks. And to think--I don't even work for you anymore. you did notice that the ticket was NOT round trip I think your travel agent made a mistake. It is not one way, the return trip is open ended which means I can stay as long as I want. That is so kind of you. Stop trying to deny your generosity. I think everyone should know. Leigh, when working for Jerry you must pay your dues but apparently in the end the payoff is good. Before you were here, I worked tirelessly 7 days a week for him without so much as a thank you. However, now I am sunning on the beach and staying in a luxury hotel where I am having surf and turf for dinner and it is all on Jerry's credit card! Jayne, you sound just like Jerry ...That's what he keeps saying to me! ...Some nonsense about paying my dues.... What does it mean Jayne, paying my dues? Is it hard?!! Will I have to stay late like you did???? Work 24/7??? Naw, I'll pass, it's not worth it!!! I'll buy my own trip, He's not EVER going to control me, NOT EVER Never, ever, ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get you azz to work [/quote ]Oh hey boss...didn't see you standing there... I was just telling Jayne what a generous emoloyer you are and how great it is to work for a guy like yOu... Very nice gift you gave her, very nice indeed!! if it's so nice, why the green face? envy maybe?

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 12/22/11 01:22 PM
Jerry, Thank You so much for the generous Christmas gift. You can imagine my surprise when I opened the card and found a voucher for an all expenses paid trip to Cancun. You are really a wonderful man!! Have a Merry Christmas and I will see you in a couple weeks. And to think--I don't even work for you anymore. you did notice that the ticket was NOT round trip I think your travel agent made a mistake. It is not one way, the return trip is open ended which means I can stay as long as I want. That is so kind of you. Stop trying to deny your generosity. I think everyone should know. Leigh, when working for Jerry you must pay your dues but apparently in the end the payoff is good. Before you were here, I worked tirelessly 7 days a week for him without so much as a thank you. However, now I am sunning on the beach and staying in a luxury hotel where I am having surf and turf for dinner and it is all on Jerry's credit card! Jayne, you sound just like Jerry ...That's what he keeps saying to me! ...Some nonsense about paying my dues.... What does it mean Jayne, paying my dues? Is it hard?!! Will I have to stay late like you did???? Work 24/7??? Naw, I'll pass, it's not worth it!!! I'll buy my own trip, He's not EVER going to control me, NOT EVER Never, ever, ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get you azz to work [/quote ]Oh hey boss...didn't see you standing there... I was just telling Jayne what a generous emoloyer you are and how great it is to work for a guy like yOu... Very nice gift you gave her, very nice indeed!! if it's so nice, why the green face? envy maybe? OK.........................................

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 12/22/11 01:23 PM
great answer....sheesh

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 12/22/11 01:28 PM
I didn't want to be accused of giving you the silent treatment...

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 12/22/11 01:29 PM
I didn't want to be accused of giving you the silent treatment... I don't think that YOU could ever be silent

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 12/22/11 01:33 PM
I didn't want to be accused of giving you the silent treatment... I don't think that YOU could ever be silent I have my moments....

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 12/22/11 01:37 PM
I didn't want to be accused of giving you the silent treatment... I don't think that YOU could ever be silent I have my moments.... what, nO screaming?

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 12/22/11 01:39 PM
I didn't want to be accused of giving you the silent treatment... I don't think that YOU could ever be silent I have my moments.... what, nO screaming? I'm quiet after ManO...

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 12/22/11 02:21 PM
ok, that makes a lot of since

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Thu 12/22/11 03:26 PM
I never had caviar before but the nice waiter said I should try it and that he would just put it on the credit card. Well I couldn't have it without a fine champagne so I got a bottle of that too. Thanks Jerry!! After my trip you may have to push back that retirement a few months

Optomistic69 Joined Mon 10/10/11 Posts: 5173	Thu 12/22/11 03:40 PM
I never had caviar before but the nice waiter said I should try it and that he would just put it on the credit card. Well I couldn't have it without a fine champagne so I got a bottle of that too. Thanks Jerry!! After my trip you may have to push back that retirement a few months Just popped in to say Merry Christmas Jayne

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Thu 12/22/11 03:53 PM
I never had caviar before but the nice waiter said I should try it and that he would just put it on the credit card. Well I couldn't have it without a fine champagne so I got a bottle of that too. Thanks Jerry!! After my trip you may have to push back that retirement a few months Just popped in to say Merry Christmas Jayne Merry Christmas to you, Tim!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 12/22/11 04:38 PM
I never had caviar before but the nice waiter said I should try it and that he would just put it on the credit card. Well I couldn't have it without a fine champagne so I got a bottle of that too. Thanks Jerry!! After my trip you may have to push back that retirement a few months someday this is going to come back to haunt you...and sO will I

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Thu 12/22/11 07:35 PM
I never had caviar before but the nice waiter said I should try it and that he would just put it on the credit card. Well I couldn't have it without a fine champagne so I got a bottle of that too. Thanks Jerry!! After my trip you may have to push back that retirement a few months someday this is going to come back to haunt you...and sO will I

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Fri 12/23/11 09:11 AM
I never had caviar before but the nice waiter said I should try it and that he would just put it on the credit card. Well I couldn't have it without a fine champagne so I got a bottle of that too. Thanks Jerry!! After my trip you may have to push back that retirement a few months someday this is going to come back to haunt you...and sO will I we need too just get along and show some luv!!!!!!!!!!! except you Mano!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!