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The Seven Dwarfs were on vacation in Rome, and after visiting all the sights, St Pauls Basilica, Rome zoo, Sistine Chapel, The Colosseum etc. They arrived in The Vatican itself, where the Pope had just finished celebrating mass.
They were granted an audience, and all of the time they were whispering furtively to each other. all of them except Grumpy, who was constantly tugging at the Popes vestments. Eventually, the Pope asked him, "Do you have a question you wish to ask me my son?" Grumpy said, "Yes. Are there any short nuns In St Pauls Basilica?" "No." Replied the Pope. At this The other dwarfs began sniggering. Grumpy became agitated, and then asked the Pope, "In that case, are there any short nuns in the Colosseum?" "No, my son" Replied the Pope. At this the other dwarfs started laughing. "No short nuns in the Sistine Chapel either?" Asked Grumpy. Now looking slightly embarrassed. "None," answered the Pope. "No short nuns in the zoo either?" "None at all replied the Pope. At this the remaining dwarfs, tears running down their faces staggered out of the chapel, roaring with laughter. Grumpy excused himself to the Pope, and ran outside to be greeted by the other dwarfs, who were all rolling about on the ground crying with laughter. When they saw him, they all started chanting, "Grumpy screwed a penguin, Grumpy screwed a penguin, Grumpy screwed a penguin!!!"   
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