Topic: The Lawyer, the Gangster and the Accountant
gardenforge's photo
Wed 07/18/07 07:28 PM
there was a deaf mute accountant who had a brother who was a lawyer. The only way the accountant could communicate was through sign language interperted by his brother. They both went to work for a gangster and the accountant proceeded to steal 10 million dollars from the gangster.

When the gangster discovered the missing cash he called them both to him and asked the lawyer to ask his brother where the money was. The lawyer signed to the accountant "where is the money" the accountant signed back "what money" which the lawyer relayed to the gangster.

The gangster drew his pistol and put it to the accountant's head and told the lawyer "ask him one last time where is my money?" The lawyer signed the question to the accountant and the accountant frantically signed back "it's in a suitcase behind the stairs" The gangster said to the lawyer, "what did he say" and the Lawyer replied "my brother says you don't have enough balls to pull that trigger".

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Wed 07/18/07 07:56 PM
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