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Football on. Now you go away. *Runs out of here before Roberta reads it* Than apparently, you plan on spending your Sundays, with someone else. Because, yes, I go to church on Sundays, but I also LOVE  football
Theres this thing, Sweety, called "TIVO".................................... Nope. No plans on spending my Sundays with anybody else. Actually, sometimes with the exception of the Superbowl, I usually watch my Steelers alone (can be safer that way). I don't think it's a coincidence that usually church and football is scheduled for two different times. I remember (when I used to go to church) that if a game WAS scheduled earlier than normal my pastor would let church out early so nobody missed the game. 
Other than the fact that I don't have TiVo, recording the game DOESN'T work so well. Here in Steelers country, it's practically IMPOSSIBLE (short of locking yourself in a concrete room with no tv, radio, other people, etc) to avoid having SOMEBODY bringing up how the game went. Watching the game after you already know how it turns out just isn't the same.... 
Of course I CAN record it on VCR, but there's still the problem of cutting myself off from the entire outside world until I get to watch it..... |
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You like football?
I thought you were straight!?!? Hmmnnnnn...who knew....? (saying in my best Liberace voice.... "C'mon boys. Let's hit the showers!!!!") hehehehehehehe "Coach Sandusky had me try out for tight-end but when it was over, I was just another wide reciever" |
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You like football? I thought you were straight!?!? Hmmnnnnn...who knew....? (saying in my best Liberace voice.... "C'mon boys. Let's hit the showers!!!!") hehehehehehehe "Coach Sandusky had me try out for tight-end but when it was over, I was just another wide reciever" 
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You like football? I thought you were straight!?!? Hmmnnnnn...who knew....? (saying in my best Liberace voice.... "C'mon boys. Let's hit the showers!!!!") hehehehehehehe "Coach Sandusky had me try out for tight-end but when it was over, I was just another wide reciever" I knew there was a reason why he never compliments me.... he freaken gay! |
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You like football? I thought you were straight!?!? Hmmnnnnn...who knew....? (saying in my best Liberace voice.... "C'mon boys. Let's hit the showers!!!!") hehehehehehehe "Coach Sandusky had me try out for tight-end but when it was over, I was just another wide reciever" I knew there was a reason why he never compliments me.... he freaken gay! 
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You like football? I thought you were straight!?!? Hmmnnnnn...who knew....? (saying in my best Liberace voice.... "C'mon boys. Let's hit the showers!!!!") hehehehehehehe "Coach Sandusky had me try out for tight-end but when it was over, I was just another wide reciever" I knew there was a reason why he never compliments me.... he freaken gay!
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I am merciless to the Cowboys fans too.
Brings a whole new meaning to the jocks in tights slapping each other on the butt saying "Good Game". Hehehehehehe I only like football for the cheerleaders. I can prove right now how gay football is. I watch the cheerleaders. My buddies watch the guys trying to tackle each other. When I go to a strip club, I watch the strippers...not the bouncers as they wrestle some drunk to the floor. I am just messing with ya. Let's watch the guys get into a cuddle. :) |
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I am just messing with ya. Let's watch the guys get into a cuddle.
:) 
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I like to call my friend who is a die hard Cowboys fan and ask him...
"Why does the little white guy who warms his hands on the big guys b@lls keep laying down and getting hugged with the guys from the other team?" He won't answer the phone anymore when the game is on. |
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I am merciless to the Cowboys fans too. Brings a whole new meaning to the jocks in tights slapping each other on the butt saying "Good Game". Hehehehehehe I only like football for the cheerleaders. I can prove right now how gay football is. I watch the cheerleaders. My buddies watch the guys trying to tackle each other. When I go to a strip club, I watch the strippers...not the bouncers as they wrestle some drunk to the floor. I am just messing with ya. Let's watch the guys get into a cuddle. :) The Steelers don't have any cheerleaders. 
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Sure they do....they got big cheese wedges on thier heads.
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Sure they do....they got big cheese wedges on thier heads. Ummm......That's the Green Bay Fudge Packers.... 
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As opposed to the Penn State Alterboys?
(sorry bro...Sandusky ruined it for you guys) |
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I like to call my friend who is a die hard Cowboys fan and ask him... "Why does the little white guy who warms his hands on the big guys b@lls keep laying down and getting hugged with the guys from the other team?" He won't answer the phone anymore when the game is on.
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As opposed to the Penn State Alterboys? (sorry bro...Sandusky ruined it for you guys) Ya, well, I don't watch college ball. However, Sandusky DID say that he likes being with both boys and girls... |
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As opposed to the Penn State Alterboys? (sorry bro...Sandusky ruined it for you guys) Ya, well, I don't watch college ball. However, Sandusky DID say that he likes being with both boys and girls... He is bi. He likes men AND boys. |
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The Steelers don't have any cheerleaders.
Me and my crew could cheerlead for ya! |
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Edited by
teadipper
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Mon 12/05/11 06:28 PM
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1)Bring me 2)a cold 3)beer now ;-D In CA, this is often phrased as "Brew me, Biotch" which results in being clocked upside the head with a full beer can that has been thrown at you at get velocity. |
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The Steelers don't have any cheerleaders.
Me and my crew could cheerlead for ya!  
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As opposed to the Penn State Alterboys? (sorry bro...Sandusky ruined it for you guys) nittany lions named after the cougars in the kittitany mountains |
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