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Topic: if you leave me you outta yo mind.
wux's photo
Tue 11/29/11 10:30 PM
For emotions, as attractive qualities:

I was somewhat stunted in my emotional growth, so by the time I hit puberty, I recognized only two: anger and cool. My favourite girl and I used to take tons of pics of each other, and I always found her the most irresistible on pics when she was agnry.

And the cool? Well, in my sexually most formative years Ingmar Bergman was god of sex bombs (as the Jewish god surrounded himself with cherubs) and in all his movies, and in all other trendy movies of the era, all black-and-white, the women were told to act as if they were icebergs. Anita Ekberg, Ursual Undress, Frigid Bardotte, all were best in their roles and gained highest critical acclaim when they did nothing on the screen for two hours, but walk across, and maybe walk back, with a face that was as if cast in marble.

Because I was precocious and altogether very weird in my youth, all women always showed me the cool. So I, for the longest time, not only could not figure women out, but I misfigured them, (NOT disfigured them), by thinking they are only capable of two emotions, which are cool and anger.

I used to really dig cool and anger as emotions in women. How weird is that.

Tulareman's photo
Wed 11/30/11 01:13 AM
I find women that are over wieght attractive. Also, the ones that are dressed in jeans and tee shirts.

krupa's photo
Wed 11/30/11 05:07 AM
Well, I guess I am the odd one. (who knew)

I like em smart and sexy.

no photo
Wed 11/30/11 02:05 PM

Lexy, I have the woman just for you! A cousin of mine was born in ancient Egypt. You will like her. She's a bit fat, though. She's the only one I know who has Hyerogliph fonts on her laptop.


My thinking is that if she was born in Ancient Egypt, she is probably not going to fit within my very stringent age restrictions.


wux's photo
Wed 11/30/11 04:21 PM


Lexy, I have the woman just for you! A cousin of mine was born in ancient Egypt. You will like her. She's a bit fat, though. She's the only one I know who has Hyerogliph fonts on her laptop.


My thinking is that if she was born in Ancient Egypt, she is probably not going to fit within my very stringent age restrictions.




Oh no, she will, she will!! She fits in anywhere, despite her weight problem.

Unless of course your age restrction includes an upper limit which is under 3,000 years plus or minus twent-eight years.

wux's photo
Wed 11/30/11 04:27 PM

I find women that are over weight attractive. Also, the ones that are dressed in jeans and tee shirts.


Are you a born-again Christian? Coz you found heaven here on Earth in America.

99.9 percent of women will be able to satisfy all your sexual fantasies.

Don't knock it, look at poor Krupa who is stuck with one girl, and he can't let her go, to find another. The first rule in airplane-wing walking is to not let go of of what you're hanging onto before you found something else to grab and to hold. (And to cherish and to obey.)

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