Topic: Peruvian girls to marry
wux's photo
Wed 11/23/11 06:36 PM
Edited by wux on Wed 11/23/11 06:43 PM
The bottom banner ad said on a page of Mingle2, "Peruvian girls to marry"

It made me laugh.

It was funnier than the ad with pics of white chicks not made out even to look chinese, and touting chines lovers.

It was funnier than "research shows that Ukranian women love American men."

This Peruvian thing is amazing.

This is a thing; I never thought of Peru as full of beauties. Not full of Uglies, either, but to me Peru never rang the with the vibration of sexiest women in the world.

The advertiser could have used any nationality: Swedish, Swiss, Swahili, historically the homes of the blondest beauties. Or stylish beauties like Balians, Samoans, Parisians, Hungarians. Or sluttish beauties like Kansasean, Arkansasean, Antarcticians, or Atlantisians.

But no. It's now Peru.

I know what went through the mind of the advertiser.

It's the men they are after who are into uncharted territories; discovering them, and breaking their virgin land. So to speak.

It's not that Peru is so special for beauties. But it is familiar enough so that everyone knows it's a country and not a souvlaki or a wiener schnitzel. But as countries go, it is little known enough to be considered one of the mysterious ancient lands that most native Americans with at least a grade ten education are guaranteed to not find on the map.

Peru... women...

Or maybe the advertiser said, "What's the best way to remind men of how good sex is and to make them believe it's available to them for little cost? Well... one thing, the only thing actually, that is most impactful is the word "women". The rest of the ad is filler."

So... what's theapest filler to put on an ad? Lichtenstein? The Union of Soviet Arab Republics? The United Arab Emirates?

No. Peru is. Short. Sweet. Known but not giving trouble to think re its spelling.

Bingo.

Peruvian women it is.

So... how does a man catch himself a nice Peruvian wife?

Answer: the same way he would catch a nice North American wife, but he has to travel first.

It's true that it's simpler to date the girl next door, but then one has an almost foolproof way to get rejected, and if accepted, it's going ot cost him a lot of money.

But foreign girls are cool. You go to Peru, Bangkok, Shanghai, Oslo, and you throw at them a few beads and glass eyes, and they will cherish and love you to bits forever.

But of all of these, Peru is the shortest, and the easiest to spell.

Peru it is where the research shows women.

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Men: what is the nationality that has its own flavour that turns you on? And what IS that special spice in the girl that you like in your favourite nationality?

Women: if you were to chose where to be born in your next reincarnation as a woman, what country would you choose and why?

DTHRomeo's photo
Wed 11/23/11 07:38 PM
Peruvian girls rock! , Trust me I know ;)

LitttleMissSunshine's photo
Wed 11/23/11 07:42 PM
Funny ****. Thanks for sharing.

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Wed 11/23/11 07:54 PM
people are people everywhere

guys with ethnic/racial fetishes are a bore

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Wed 11/23/11 07:55 PM
Swahili, historically the homes of the blondest beautieslaugh

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