Theres a farmer, and he decides after many years of drought, and bad crops, he wants to become a pig farmer, instead.

He goes, and gets himself, some nice lookin pigs, and hes really excited, except theres only one problem. His female pigs, are not getting pregnant, and reproducing.

So he calls the vet, to come, and examine his pigs.

After an examination, of all the pigs, the vet tells the farmer, "the problem is, that your male pigs, are not fertile, you will need to have your female pigs, "artificially inseminated". You will know, when the female pigs are pregnant, because they will lay down, 99% of the time, each day. And the vet leaves.

Well, the farmer doesnt know what "artificially inseminated" means, and was too embarrassed to ask, so he assumes it means, that he has to "do", all the female pigs.

So, he loads all the female pigs into his truck, and goes far out into the woods,(so his wife wont see him) and he "does" all the female pigs. When he gets home, he is very tired, and goes to bed.

The next morning, he looks out his window, and ALL of his pigs are standing up. He thinks, "doggone it, it didnt take, I gotta "do" them all again!".

So he loads up all the female pigs AGAIN, into the back of his truck, and takes them far out into the woods, and "does" them, again.

Now this time, when he gets home, he is exhausted. The next morning, his wife yells to him, "are you gonna sleep all day, or what?".

He barely manages, to raise his head from the pillow, he is so tired, and he says to his wife, "honey, please look outside, and tell me that some of them pigs, are laying down".

She looks and replies, "No, they arent. They are all standing up, in the back of the truck! And one of them, is blowing the horn!".

thats funny

At least the pigs are happy. LMAO

I'll have to tell this to a couple of pig farmers I know!!