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Topic: ~~~~~"Man0 Land"~~~~~~ enter at your own risk.... - part 2
krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Wed 11/30/11 06:15 PM
Actually, Santa is gonna take a mexican tequila splatter schitt in your stocking. You earned it. p.s. Send me some venison. I will give you a mailing address.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 11/30/11 06:15 PM
aint he prutty Yes he is...but I hope you shaved! just around the edges

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 11/30/11 06:16 PM
Hi ManO! Just checking in to see how you are ...Hope you are enjoying you "time off" Rumor has it you "bagged" one, MURDERER!!! I know,I know, someone has to be responsible for the balance of nature...But must you take such pleasure in the act??? You're so cold hearted boss! Look, things have been a little slow since you left...lots of call offs, post holiday indigestion and some acid reflux issues.....Please don't take it out on me when you get back...I have had enough BS just trying to pull this damn thread! I hope you are eating well, staying warm, and getting plenty of rest...I hope you are falling asleep each night sitting up (and very close) to that 13 inch TV... One of the reason I hope this is because the minute you get you spoiled little azz back, I am taking two weeks off..... That's right ManO, TWO WEEKS!!!!!!!!!! I am going to decorate my whole house this year!...And I am going to shop Jerry!!!! Christmas shop!!!! And you are not on my list this year....Do you hear me Jerry????...Jerry!!!!!!!!!! ManO!!!!!! I'm talking to you....Hey!! Are you there???? So....I am still on your christmas list?!?! He hung up on me!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSS!! In yo face Abe Lincoln. ..when Leigh goes shopping....I am betting she is shopping for me cause I am kind and friendly...I only hump deer....I don't kill them like you....you murderer....Santa is gonna crap in your stocking. again ??

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Wed 11/30/11 06:16 PM
aint he prutty Yes he is...but I hope you shaved! just around the edges You're much more handsome without the fuzz...just saying.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 11/30/11 06:17 PM
Actually, Santa is gonna take a mexican tequila splatter schitt in your stocking. You earned it. p.s. Send me some venison. I will give you a mailing address. you already had your Christmas

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 11/30/11 06:18 PM
aint he prutty Yes he is...but I hope you shaved! just around the edges You're much more handsome without the fuzz...just saying. thank you, but it doesn't seem to do me any good

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Wed 11/30/11 06:19 PM
aint he prutty Yes he is...but I hope you shaved! just around the edges You're much more handsome without the fuzz...just saying. thank you, but it doesn't seem to do me any good I knOw...sorry!

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Wed 11/30/11 06:19 PM
Hi ManO! Just checking in to see how you are ...Hope you are enjoying you "time off" Rumor has it you "bagged" one, MURDERER!!! I know,I know, someone has to be responsible for the balance of nature...But must you take such pleasure in the act??? You're so cold hearted boss! Look, things have been a little slow since you left...lots of call offs, post holiday indigestion and some acid reflux issues.....Please don't take it out on me when you get back...I have had enough BS just trying to pull this damn thread! I hope you are eating well, staying warm, and getting plenty of rest...I hope you are falling asleep each night sitting up (and very close) to that 13 inch TV... One of the reason I hope this is because the minute you get you spoiled little azz back, I am taking two weeks off..... That's right ManO, TWO WEEKS!!!!!!!!!! I am going to decorate my whole house this year!...And I am going to shop Jerry!!!! Christmas shop!!!! And you are not on my list this year....Do you hear me Jerry????...Jerry!!!!!!!!!! ManO!!!!!! I'm talking to you....Hey!! Are you there???? So....I am still on your christmas list?!?! He hung up on me!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSS!! In yo face Abe Lincoln. ..when Leigh goes shopping....I am betting she is shopping for me cause I am kind and friendly...I only hump deer....I don't kill them like you....you murderer....Santa is gonna crap in your stocking. Of course you're on my list !! Actually, I am spending twice as much on you this years because my list is shorter (Re ManO)......

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 11/30/11 06:20 PM
aint he prutty Yes he is...but I hope you shaved! just around the edges You're much more handsome without the fuzz...just saying. thank you, but it doesn't seem to do me any good I knOw...sorry! tanks

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 11/30/11 06:22 PM
Hi ManO! Just checking in to see how you are ...Hope you are enjoying you "time off" Rumor has it you "bagged" one, MURDERER!!! I know,I know, someone has to be responsible for the balance of nature...But must you take such pleasure in the act??? You're so cold hearted boss! Look, things have been a little slow since you left...lots of call offs, post holiday indigestion and some acid reflux issues.....Please don't take it out on me when you get back...I have had enough BS just trying to pull this damn thread! I hope you are eating well, staying warm, and getting plenty of rest...I hope you are falling asleep each night sitting up (and very close) to that 13 inch TV... One of the reason I hope this is because the minute you get you spoiled little azz back, I am taking two weeks off..... That's right ManO, TWO WEEKS!!!!!!!!!! I am going to decorate my whole house this year!...And I am going to shop Jerry!!!! Christmas shop!!!! And you are not on my list this year....Do you hear me Jerry????...Jerry!!!!!!!!!! ManO!!!!!! I'm talking to you....Hey!! Are you there???? So....I am still on your christmas list?!?! He hung up on me!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSS!! In yo face Abe Lincoln. ..when Leigh goes shopping....I am betting she is shopping for me cause I am kind and friendly...I only hump deer....I don't kill them like you....you murderer....Santa is gonna crap in your stocking. Of course you're on my list !! Actually, I am spending twice as much on you this years because my list is shorter (Re ManO)...... your check is gonna be a lot shorter toO btw, wth are you kissing ??

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Wed 11/30/11 06:23 PM
Hi ManO! Just checking in to see how you are ...Hope you are enjoying you "time off" Rumor has it you "bagged" one, MURDERER!!! I know,I know, someone has to be responsible for the balance of nature...But must you take such pleasure in the act??? You're so cold hearted boss! Look, things have been a little slow since you left...lots of call offs, post holiday indigestion and some acid reflux issues.....Please don't take it out on me when you get back...I have had enough BS just trying to pull this damn thread! I hope you are eating well, staying warm, and getting plenty of rest...I hope you are falling asleep each night sitting up (and very close) to that 13 inch TV... One of the reason I hope this is because the minute you get you spoiled little azz back, I am taking two weeks off..... That's right ManO, TWO WEEKS!!!!!!!!!! I am going to decorate my whole house this year!...And I am going to shop Jerry!!!! Christmas shop!!!! And you are not on my list this year....Do you hear me Jerry????...Jerry!!!!!!!!!! ManO!!!!!! I'm talking to you....Hey!! Are you there???? So....I am still on your christmas list?!?! He hung up on me!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSS!! In yo face Abe Lincoln. ..when Leigh goes shopping....I am betting she is shopping for me cause I am kind and friendly...I only hump deer....I don't kill them like you....you murderer....Santa is gonna crap in your stocking. Of course you're on my list !! Actually, I am spending twice as much on you this years because my list is shorter (Re ManO)...... your check is gonna be a lot shorter toO btw, wth are you kissing ?? My teddy bear santa, problem?

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 11/30/11 06:26 PM
Hi ManO! Just checking in to see how you are ...Hope you are enjoying you "time off" Rumor has it you "bagged" one, MURDERER!!! I know,I know, someone has to be responsible for the balance of nature...But must you take such pleasure in the act??? You're so cold hearted boss! Look, things have been a little slow since you left...lots of call offs, post holiday indigestion and some acid reflux issues.....Please don't take it out on me when you get back...I have had enough BS just trying to pull this damn thread! I hope you are eating well, staying warm, and getting plenty of rest...I hope you are falling asleep each night sitting up (and very close) to that 13 inch TV... One of the reason I hope this is because the minute you get you spoiled little azz back, I am taking two weeks off..... That's right ManO, TWO WEEKS!!!!!!!!!! I am going to decorate my whole house this year!...And I am going to shop Jerry!!!! Christmas shop!!!! And you are not on my list this year....Do you hear me Jerry????...Jerry!!!!!!!!!! ManO!!!!!! I'm talking to you....Hey!! Are you there???? So....I am still on your christmas list?!?! He hung up on me!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSS!! In yo face Abe Lincoln. ..when Leigh goes shopping....I am betting she is shopping for me cause I am kind and friendly...I only hump deer....I don't kill them like you....you murderer....Santa is gonna crap in your stocking. Of course you're on my list !! Actually, I am spending twice as much on you this years because my list is shorter (Re ManO)...... your check is gonna be a lot shorter toO btw, wth are you kissing ?? My teddy bear santa, problem? ohhh nO, nO problem ....have you had your meds today?????????

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 12/01/11 05:47 AM
aint he prutty Good morning boss! .......My meds.............Which I take "daily" at 6:00 AM....ONE Centrum Silver multi vitamin (Silver is the one for old farts Jerry, you should try it ), one calcium tab for my "delicate" bones , and one fish oil cap for omega 3 (it's suppose to improve brain power, ie memory, so far, it's not working )...I wash these down with a POT of coffee, another stimulant. In spite of all this, I am having a little more trouble waking up this morning.. I did not sleep well last night because I kept having the same NIGHTMARE over and over and over Jerry! It was about this beautiful BABY doe honey...This creature was so vulnerable looking ManO, so tiny, with gorgeous eyes! The little darling was frightened , lost, crying because it could not find its' daddy.....Did you have anything to do with this Jerry? PS: I came in early today and slipped something under your office door...IT IS MY TIME OFF REQUEST!!!!!

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Thu 12/01/11 06:50 AM
aint he prutty Good morning boss! .......My meds.............Which I take "daily" at 6:00 AM....ONE Centrum Silver multi vitamin (Silver is the one for old farts Jerry, you should try it ), one calcium tab for my "delicate" bones , and one fish oil cap for omega 3 (it's suppose to improve brain power, ie memory, so far, it's not working )...I wash these down with a POT of coffee, another stimulant. In spite of all this, I am having a little more trouble waking up this morning.. I did not sleep well last night because I kept having the same NIGHTMARE over and over and over Jerry! It was about this beautiful BABY doe honey...This creature was so vulnerable looking ManO, so tiny, with gorgeous eyes! The little darling was frightened , lost, crying because it could not find its' daddy.....Did you have anything to do with this Jerry? PS: I came in early today and slipped something under your office door...IT IS MY TIME OFF REQUEST!!!!!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 12/01/11 01:00 PM
aint he prutty Good morning boss! .......My meds.............Which I take "daily" at 6:00 AM....ONE Centrum Silver multi vitamin (Silver is the one for old farts Jerry, you should try it ), one calcium tab for my "delicate" bones , and one fish oil cap for omega 3 (it's suppose to improve brain power, ie memory, so far, it's not working )...I wash these down with a POT of coffee, another stimulant. In spite of all this, I am having a little more trouble waking up this morning.. I did not sleep well last night because I kept having the same NIGHTMARE over and over and over Jerry! It was about this beautiful BABY doe honey...This creature was so vulnerable looking ManO, so tiny, with gorgeous eyes! The little darling was frightened , lost, crying because it could not find its' daddy.....Did you have anything to do with this Jerry? PS: I came in early today and slipped something under your office door...IT IS MY TIME OFF REQUEST!!!!! will that centrum silver cos my hair to turn silver??....like you know who nO, the buck I murder was a bachelor oh, and.....request denied

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 12/01/11 01:00 PM
aint he prutty Good morning boss! .......My meds.............Which I take "daily" at 6:00 AM....ONE Centrum Silver multi vitamin (Silver is the one for old farts Jerry, you should try it ), one calcium tab for my "delicate" bones , and one fish oil cap for omega 3 (it's suppose to improve brain power, ie memory, so far, it's not working )...I wash these down with a POT of coffee, another stimulant. In spite of all this, I am having a little more trouble waking up this morning.. I did not sleep well last night because I kept having the same NIGHTMARE over and over and over Jerry! It was about this beautiful BABY doe honey...This creature was so vulnerable looking ManO, so tiny, with gorgeous eyes! The little darling was frightened , lost, crying because it could not find its' daddy.....Did you have anything to do with this Jerry? PS: I came in early today and slipped something under your office door...IT IS MY TIME OFF REQUEST!!!!!

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 12/01/11 01:23 PM
aint he prutty Good morning boss! .......My meds.............Which I take "daily" at 6:00 AM....ONE Centrum Silver multi vitamin (Silver is the one for old farts Jerry, you should try it ), one calcium tab for my "delicate" bones , and one fish oil cap for omega 3 (it's suppose to improve brain power, ie memory, so far, it's not working )...I wash these down with a POT of coffee, another stimulant. In spite of all this, I am having a little more trouble waking up this morning.. I did not sleep well last night because I kept having the same NIGHTMARE over and over and over Jerry! It was about this beautiful BABY doe honey...This creature was so vulnerable looking ManO, so tiny, with gorgeous eyes! The little darling was frightened , lost, crying because it could not find its' daddy.....Did you have anything to do with this Jerry? PS: I came in early today and slipped something under your office door...IT IS MY TIME OFF REQUEST!!!!! will that centrum silver cos my hair to turn silver??....like you know who nO, the buck I murder was a bachelor oh, and.....request denied Well at least I got four complete sentences out of you, it's a start I guess... Responses: No, unfortunately it won't turn your hair silver, very few people are blessed with "silver" hair......YOU INTERVIEW THE DEER BEFORE YOU MURDER THEM!!??!! ....Then I am calling in sick....

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 12/01/11 01:33 PM
aint he prutty Good morning boss! .......My meds.............Which I take "daily" at 6:00 AM....ONE Centrum Silver multi vitamin (Silver is the one for old farts Jerry, you should try it ), one calcium tab for my "delicate" bones , and one fish oil cap for omega 3 (it's suppose to improve brain power, ie memory, so far, it's not working )...I wash these down with a POT of coffee, another stimulant. In spite of all this, I am having a little more trouble waking up this morning.. I did not sleep well last night because I kept having the same NIGHTMARE over and over and over Jerry! It was about this beautiful BABY doe honey...This creature was so vulnerable looking ManO, so tiny, with gorgeous eyes! The little darling was frightened , lost, crying because it could not find its' daddy.....Did you have anything to do with this Jerry? PS: I came in early today and slipped something under your office door...IT IS MY TIME OFF REQUEST!!!!! will that centrum silver cos my hair to turn silver??....like you know who nO, the buck I murder was a bachelor oh, and.....request denied Well at least I got four complete sentences out of you, it's a start I guess... Responses: No, unfortunately it won't turn your hair silver, very few people are blessed with "silver" hair......YOU INTERVIEW THE DEER BEFORE YOU MURDER THEM!!??!! ....Then I am calling in sick.... blessed OLD people.(1)...no, I can just tell a bachelor when I see one.(2)...don't make me fire you.(3)...oops only 3 sentences this time.(4)

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 12/01/11 01:37 PM
aint he prutty Good morning boss! .......My meds.............Which I take "daily" at 6:00 AM....ONE Centrum Silver multi vitamin (Silver is the one for old farts Jerry, you should try it ), one calcium tab for my "delicate" bones , and one fish oil cap for omega 3 (it's suppose to improve brain power, ie memory, so far, it's not working )...I wash these down with a POT of coffee, another stimulant. In spite of all this, I am having a little more trouble waking up this morning.. I did not sleep well last night because I kept having the same NIGHTMARE over and over and over Jerry! It was about this beautiful BABY doe honey...This creature was so vulnerable looking ManO, so tiny, with gorgeous eyes! The little darling was frightened , lost, crying because it could not find its' daddy.....Did you have anything to do with this Jerry? PS: I came in early today and slipped something under your office door...IT IS MY TIME OFF REQUEST!!!!! will that centrum silver cos my hair to turn silver??....like you know who nO, the buck I murder was a bachelor oh, and.....request denied Well at least I got four complete sentences out of you, it's a start I guess... Responses: No, unfortunately it won't turn your hair silver, very few people are blessed with "silver" hair......YOU INTERVIEW THE DEER BEFORE YOU MURDER THEM!!??!! ....Then I am calling in sick.... blessed OLD people.(1)...no, I can just tell a bachelor when I see one.(2)...don't make me fire you.(3)...oops only 3 sentences this time.(4) You'll miss me when I'm gone Jerry.....

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 12/01/11 01:38 PM
aint he prutty Good morning boss! .......My meds.............Which I take "daily" at 6:00 AM....ONE Centrum Silver multi vitamin (Silver is the one for old farts Jerry, you should try it ), one calcium tab for my "delicate" bones , and one fish oil cap for omega 3 (it's suppose to improve brain power, ie memory, so far, it's not working )...I wash these down with a POT of coffee, another stimulant. In spite of all this, I am having a little more trouble waking up this morning.. I did not sleep well last night because I kept having the same NIGHTMARE over and over and over Jerry! It was about this beautiful BABY doe honey...This creature was so vulnerable looking ManO, so tiny, with gorgeous eyes! The little darling was frightened , lost, crying because it could not find its' daddy.....Did you have anything to do with this Jerry? PS: I came in early today and slipped something under your office door...IT IS MY TIME OFF REQUEST!!!!! will that centrum silver cos my hair to turn silver??....like you know who nO, the buck I murder was a bachelor oh, and.....request denied Well at least I got four complete sentences out of you, it's a start I guess... Responses: No, unfortunately it won't turn your hair silver, very few people are blessed with "silver" hair......YOU INTERVIEW THE DEER BEFORE YOU MURDER THEM!!??!! ....Then I am calling in sick.... blessed OLD people.(1)...no, I can just tell a bachelor when I see one.(2)...don't make me fire you.(3)...oops only 3 sentences this time.(4) You'll miss me when I'm gone Jerry..... you're leaving???