*A tip before you read the following. Think of Jeff Foxworthy's routine of "You might be a Redneck", these are my words with his timing.

I feel I'm not just speaking for myself but on behalf of a good portion of women, if any of this sounds familiar to you then we might have a problem ...

IF that thing on your upper lip you call a mustache looks like something could have crawled in there & died, we might have a problem.

IF your idea of shopping for yourself is going to Kmart once a year & "stocking up", we might have a problem.

IF watching a play means staying awake for the first 10 minutes, we might have a problem

IF you wear your UNDERwear as OUTER wear, we might have a problem.

IF your idea of a memorable night includes a tattoo parlor, we might have a problem.

IF when a woman is talking to you and what you hear is the Peanuts/Our Gang teacher, we might have a problem.

IF you are such a sports junkie that you will watch badminton on T.V., we might have a problem.

IF you conveniently only have a $100
bill & you look at me like I should pay instead, we might have a problem.

IF you claim to be "sexy" and you're not, we might have a problem.

IF "your place" is your parent's basement, we might have a problem.

If your idea of getting ready for a date means slapping on some colonge
to mask your B.O., we might have a problem.

IF your six-pack looks more like a keg , we might have a problem.

If you think techno and anything
autotuned is good music, we might have a problem.

If you have clothes in your closet that you could wear for Halloween like 70's disco, Farmer in the Dell,etc., we might have a problem.

IF you didn't laugh at some point
while reading this, we might have a problem :)

Love it

Awww sweet! Thank-you

Love it too.........

Is that you, Lizajane? Kidding!

Thanks...am I being redundant?

Very funny jenn

The sad part is a lot of what I wrote was from personal experiences with someone else,lol.

Very good!!!!!