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| Topic: The Farmhand and the Pig | |
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A farmhand is drving around the farm, checking the fences.
He radios his boss. "I got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he is stuck on the bull bars of my truck. He's wriggling what should I do?" "In the back of your truck, there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it of and throw it in the bush." Instructs his boss The farm worker says "Ok." and signs off. About ten minutes later. He radios back again. "I did what you said I shot the pig, and dragged it out and threw it in the bush." "So what's the problem now?" His boss snapped. "The blue lights on his motorcycle are still flashing!"   
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