eileen, charming Yes, but a devil? i don't think so dear

Eileen. I said if anyone wants to know, they just have to MAIL me

Thank you all and yes, I am leaving already. Wish I couls say I have a hot date but, alas, I do not. So, farewell.

Especially you, Hanged. I'm working on being bad. I enjoyed your punishment!!! LOL.

lol hanged i almost was ready for her to start yelling at you for revealing what happened

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO...I won't hesitate to go to MN and slap you either, Hanged!!!!!!!!!! (claws or not!!)

Leaps about like a kid with a new toy. I know. I know.
Na na na na.

ah, hanged woundn't do that.... he is one of the nice guys

((((but watch out for tom)))

Jesse, I know you are charming...you don't have to remind me!!..........

so i keep tellin em Someone........

wait i'm still confused tom what was the mop and bucket for??

And you are Hanged.....but Tom is annoying..he really is like a little kid knowing the answer!!

OK I've decided that from now on around this time, I'm gonna post a nightly joke. So here's nuber 1.




An old man is sitting in his rocking chair on his porch when Little Johnny walks by carrying a roll of chicken wire under his arm.
“Where are you going with the chicken wire, sonny?”
asked the old man.
“Gonna get me some chickens,” replied Little Johnny.
The old man just smiled and thought “Oh yeah, OK.”
A couple of hours later, Little Johnny returns with a cage, made out of chicken wire with two chickens inside.
The old man sees them and his mouth drops open in surprise.
A couple of days later, the old man is once again sitting on his porch when Little Johnny walks by, carrying a box.
“Whatcha got in the box Johnny?
“I got me some Duct tape,” replies Little Johnny.
“What you gonna do with the Duct tape?”
“Gonna get me some ducks.”
“I’ll believe that when I see it.” Says the old man.
A couple of hours later, Little Johnny returns, with a box, sealed, and the sound of quacking ducks coming from within.
Another couple of days pass, and once again the old man is sitting in his rocking chair on his porch, when Little Johnny walks by carrying some tree branches.
“Whatcha got there today sonny,” asks the old man.
“***** Willow.” Replies Little Johnny.
The old man stands up and says,
“Hang on a minute, I’ll get my coat.


Little Johnny arrives home to find his mother and father having sex.
“Whatcha doin’ Dad?”
“We’re playing Crib, and your mother’s my partner. Get downstairs.”
Little Johnny goes downstairs to the living-room to find his sister and boyfriend on the sofa deeply engrossed in sexual intercourse.
“Whatcha doin’ Sis’?”
“We’re playing crib, and my boyfriend’s my partner. Get outside.
Little Johnny goes out to the garden shed, where he finds his Grandfather masturbating.
“Whatcha doin’ Grandpa?”
“I’m playing crib.” Replies Grandpa.
“Where’s your partner?”
His grandfather replies,
“When you’ve got a good hand, you don’t need a partner!”

Sorry ther are two as I forgot last night

no going thru wis on your way to Minn. eileen
wis is off limits to you

angel. the mop and bucket are just in case your dry humour gets messy.

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And yes Eileen. I am prepared to use it.

lol ok now i get and i LOVED those jokes were hilarious tom and i think that's a good idea why can't she go to wis someone??

ah hell Someone, then she's gotta go thru Iowa....

she can either fly or drive via mich. & the u/p
(missing wis.)