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A young German woman was devastated after the man she loved left her for what he called 4
'a much prettier woman'. "I'll show him!" the woman thought. So she bought trendy new clothes, got a mani/pedi, put on fancy makeup, and went to the bar looking to snag the best looking guy around to make her ex jealous. She walks up to the bar, and the bartender asks her "How are you doing tonight?" She replies "I'm doing great! I've got a whole new lease on life and I'm ready to show off the new me!" The bartender says "That's wonderful! Anheuser Busch?" The woman responds "Freshly cleaned and shaven! And how's your pecker?"   
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