Topic: Red Solo Cup
galendgirl's photo
Tue 11/01/11 05:46 PM
Whether you listen to Country, Rock, or something else...this is just plain fun.

http://www.cmt.com/videos/toby-keith/699783/red-solo-cup.jhtml

Now, red solo cup is the best receptical
For barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicals
If you prefer drinkin' from glass

Hey, red solo cup is cheap and disposable
And in fourteen years, they are decomposable
And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable
Freddy Mac can kiss my ***

Whoo!

Red solo cup
I fill you up
Let's have a party
Let's have a party

Now, I really love how you're easy to stack
But I really hate how you're easy to crack
'Cause when beer runs down in front of my pack
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky

But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten
Admirin' at how sharply my first name is written
On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin'
When I get to hittin' on them to help me get lucky