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Edited by
uk1971
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Mon 10/31/11 02:19 AM
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A couple were invited to a masked Halloween party, and the wife purchased costumes for both of them.
On the night of the party, she developed a terrible migraine, and told her husband to go without her. He protested, but all that she said she was going to do was take a couple of aspirins and go to bed, and that there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not attending. So, he got into his costume, and off he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awoke without a sign of pain and, as it was just a little after nine, she decided to go the party. As her husband didn’t know what kind of costume she was wearing, she thought it would be a good idea to slip into the party and observe how he acted when she wasn’t around. This she did, and, as soon as she joined the party, the first person she spied was her husband, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with first one girl, and then another – having a little feel here and there. So, the wife sidled up to him, and, being rather seductive herself, he left his partner standing high and dry, and devoted himself to the new girl that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished (naturally), and finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear. She agreed, and they went out to one of the cars parked nearby…etc…etc…etc. Just before the unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation her husband would make as to his behaviour. He arrived home at about 1.30 a.m. and came straight into the bedroom to see how she was. She was sitting up in bed reading and asked, “What kind of time did you have?” He said, ‘Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have much of a good time when you aren’t around.” Then she asked. “Did you dance much?” and he replied, “Well, I’ll tell you. I never danced a single dance. When I got there, Peter Jones, Bill Brown, and some of the other guys were there on their own. So we went into the bar and played poker, but, I’ll tell you one thing, that fellow I loaned my costume to sure had a great time.”   
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