About "Irisheyes" aka Johnny.

He is not, who he is pretending, to be.



Johnny is an elf.



And yes, I have proof of this.

Here are some private photos, that we were able, to obtain of him.

We cannot reveal our sources of information.













Here is one of his baby pictures. You can clearly see, he is an elf.







These are some of the photos, from the shoot he did, for "Elfboy Magazine". "Elfboy Magazine", can only be obtained, in the Elfin Village. We cannot reveal how we obtained these photos.







Shortly after the photos, in "Elfboy Magazine", he was approached by the management at "Keebler", and quickly became the very famous, "Keebler Elf". They wanted a more mature looking man, so they did do extensive makeup on him, a white wig, and a false belly. This also helped him to keep his secret, about his true identity.








He lives in this luxurious elfin home.








He even has an elfin dog.









And here, we see him clearly not wanting his photo taken, in fear of revealing his true identity.





But its o.k. Johnny............


And we here at Mingle, still love you, even if,

you are an elf.

THAT EXPLAINS A LOT!!!

*Starts shaking the 'tree house' with hopes that it'll start raining cookies*

This is why we love you Roberta....You keep it real

I told Johnny in a private email,

that if he didnt quit being sad,

I was gonna reveal, to everyone,

that he was really an elf.


So you brought this on yourself,
you silly, silly, Keebler Elf.

Cool, I want some too. I like the ones with chocolate drizzle.

That's a pretty big tree. I'm thinking we'll all have to shake it at the same time......

We'll all help for free cookies!!!

did someone say free cookies?

nah, I don't like Keebler cookies much. I'll enjoy watching you shake, though!

ooohhhh, he is not a leprechaun...he is an Elf? I guess I should stop trying to get 'lucky' with him...hee hee. Wait, don't elves have magical powers?

thanks Roberta, i didnt knew Johnny was an elf

I didnt say he was a magic elf

hes just an elf.

Talk about easily amused!

Geeeeeeeeesh!

Yeah,

your favorite bro,

is an elf dude!

If you look closely, you can see in this picture, that his ears, are indeed, pointed.

Wow,

he would rather beat off, then post on the thread I made for him.

What a brat!