I was at a party and i was about to get a girls number and i felt a poke to my back i said go away i am getting this girls number. You know that guy on your shoulder that says dont do that well mine was off in a coffee break. I turn around and see the biggest man ever i try to punch him and he smiles and then i see a fist and well it got dark a i up in a chicken barn i was naked covered in bird ...seed and 500 chickens were after me and i wasnt ole mcdonald and a peck, peck here and a peck peck there well you get it. Lets say the chickens were not the only white meat that night i was running bare ***** all around the barn and all the doors were locked so i jump out the window not to the ground but onto the farmers bull lets say superman not the only man to i need to find something to cover myself and well the farmer had his and his wifes clothes on a clothes line to dry and well the only thing to wear was a dress so i had a choice be naked or wear a dress so i put on sundays best church dress and had to hitch hike back home. Have you ever tried to get a ride being aman and wearing a dress all you get in honks and whistles lol