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Telephone call for date-
Are you ready to go? Him Yeah, see you then. Me Can I have a ride then? Him Dial tone~ |
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I'm gonna go with.........Dahlmer
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Your mom is hott is she available?
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only if you include me
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Lets make a baby
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quads run in the family
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Puppies taste good, do you have a puppy?
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Heck, yer kinda kute......gots all yer teef and everthing
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Do you like rotten corn?
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have u ever considered using a penis enlarger?
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Do you mind if I throw my fecal matter?
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did you remember the kitty enlarger
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them teefs the same color as indian corn
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let me pop my leg off
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My last girlfriend lives in my backyard.... Wanna meet her?
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how's your credit score?
he he he |
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when are we gonna f***?....let's just say he was slapped for that one
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