F#ck, our most versatile word. No other word can be used with so many grammatical nuances. Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language. It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "F#CK" falls into many grammatical catagories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f#cked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f#cked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a f#ck) or passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f#ck) ; or an adverb (Mary is f#cking interested in John), and as a noun (Mary is a terrific f#ck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is f#cking beautiful).

As you can see, there are very few words with versitility of "F#CK" .Besides its sexual connotations this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

Greetings----------------------How the f#ck are you?
Fraud--------------------------I got f#cked by the car dealer.
Dismay-------------------------Oh, f#ck it!
Trouble------------------------Well, I guess I'm f#cked now.
Aggression---------------------F#ck You!
Disgust------------------------F#ck Me!
Confusion----------------------What the f#ck-------?
Difficulty----I don't understand this f#cking business.
Dispair------------------------F#cked again.
Incompetence-------------------He f#cks up everthing.
Displeasure--------------------What the f#ck is going on here?
Lost---------------------------Where the f#ck are we?
Disbelief----------------------Unf#ckingbelievable!
Retaliation--------------------Up your f#cking ***!
It can be used to tell time--It's five f#cking thirty!
It can be used in an anatomical description--He's a f#cking *******!
It can be used in bussiness--How the f#ck did I wind up with this job?
It can be maternal-- as in "Motherf#cker"
It can be politcal-- "F#ck Reagan"

And never forget General Custer's last words : "Where did all them f#cking indians come from?"

Also, the famous last words of the mayor of Hiroshima "What the f#ck was that?"

And, last, but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who said, "Where is all this f#cking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "F#CK"? Use it frequently in your speech and it will add to your fame and prestige.

Today---------- say to someone- "F#CK YOU"