Topic: Hell explained | |
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I figured those of you with strong scientific/math minds would
appreciate the logic of this answer. I will prove to you that Hell does not exisit by asking whether it is endothermic(absorbs heat) or exothermic(gives off heat) First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by my ex two weeks ago that, " it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you again, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, my ex kept shouting "Oh my God." |
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WHAT HE SAID>>WILL
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Good one Animal.
Yeah! That makes sense. LOL But you forgot hell has no fury like a woman's scorn. LOL Where does that factor in? |
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well..ya see...hell is a safer place to be than facing the wrath of a
woman scorned lol, but since I just disproved the existence of hell..any war zone would work lol |
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it doesn't factor in at all because women aren't any more devious than a
man. |
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hun... most of us are... we just hide it better... kinda like the whole
bein horny thing...lol... |
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i'll gaurantee you aren't. some people just like to think that they are.
trust me, i've seen some under handed dirty stuff done from people of all sexes. a woman alive hasn't done something that i haven't seen done already. i guess when you come from stuff like that nothin seem devious tho |
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If there isn't a hell,then where did my ex wife come from?
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maybe she's a member of some inhuman spawn that comes from deep, dark,
outer space. lol |
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