Topic: Hell explained
PublicAnimalNo9's photo
Thu 10/12/06 09:55 PM
I figured those of you with strong scientific/math minds would
appreciate the logic of this answer. I will prove to you that Hell does
not exisit by asking whether it is endothermic(absorbs heat) or
exothermic(gives off heat)
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a
soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the
different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these
religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will
go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to
Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of
change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order
for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of
Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will
increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate
faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and
pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by my ex two weeks ago that, " it
will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you again, and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over,
it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, my ex kept shouting "Oh my God."

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Thu 10/12/06 10:01 PM
WHAT HE SAID>>WILL

Ghostrecon's photo
Thu 10/12/06 11:50 PM
Good one Animal.

Yeah!

That makes sense. LOL

But you forgot

hell has no fury like a woman's scorn. LOL

Where does that factor in?

PublicAnimalNo9's photo
Fri 10/13/06 12:21 AM
well..ya see...hell is a safer place to be than facing the wrath of a
woman scorned lol, but since I just disproved the existence of hell..any
war zone would work lol

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Fri 10/13/06 12:23 AM
it doesn't factor in at all because women aren't any more devious than a
man.

samantha198403's photo
Fri 10/13/06 12:42 AM
hun... most of us are... we just hide it better... kinda like the whole
bein horny thing...lol...

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Fri 10/13/06 12:45 AM
i'll gaurantee you aren't. some people just like to think that they are.
trust me, i've seen some under handed dirty stuff done from people of
all sexes. a woman alive hasn't done something that i haven't seen done
already. i guess when you come from stuff like that nothin seem devious
tho

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Wed 10/18/06 01:42 AM
If there isn't a hell,then where did my ex wife come from?

PublicAnimalNo9's photo
Wed 10/18/06 12:31 PM
maybe she's a member of some inhuman spawn that comes from deep, dark,
outer space. lol