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Dora walked into her sex therapist’s office and told him her husband was a useless lover and that they never screwed anymore.
The therapist said he had an experimental drug that might help hubby crack a chubby more often, and told Dora to slip one into his dinner that night. Dora did that and, after his meal, her fella dragged her upstairs and they screwed like wild beasts for an hour straight. Dora thought that was wonderful, so the next night she decided to plonk two tablets in her hubby’s meal. As soon as he was finished, he dragged her upstairs and screwed her for two hours straight in all sorts of different positions. Dora was ecstatic, so the next night she dropped three tablets into hubby’s food. After he was done, he dragged her upstairs and porked her for three hours straight – anal, bondage, role-playing, the lot. By the time hubby came for the sixth time that night, she had already decided to dump four pills into his dinner the next evening. A week later, the sex therapist was going through some paperwork in his office when a small boy walked in with a sour look on his face. “Are you the dumb bastard who gave my mum a bottle of experimental sex pills?” he asked. “Why, yes, young man, I did. What’s the matter?” asked the therapist. “Well, Mum’s dead, my sister’s pregnant, my *** hurts, and Dad’s sittin’ in the corner going, ‘Here, kitty, kitty, kitty...’”   
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Man walks into the psychiatrists office wearing nothing but suran wrap, the psychiatrist takes one look at him and says " I can clearly see your nuts"
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Man walks into the psychiatrists office wearing nothing but suran wrap, the psychiatrist takes one look at him and says " I can clearly see your nuts" 
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