Pick the month you were born in.

January-I kissed
February- I killed
March- I ran naked with
April-I slapped
May-I shot
June-I fcked
July-I screamed
August-I stabbed
September-I ran shirtless
October-I ate
November-I slept with
December-I pooped with

Pick the day(number)you were born on.
01-The kool-aid man
02-A cow
03-Michael Jackson
04-A toothbrush
05-You
06-The trojan man
07-Your boyfriend
08-Your mom
09-An emo kid
10-A homo
11-Paris Hilton
12-Justin Bieber
13-A teacher
14-A cat
15-A pickle
16-A dick
17-A bisexual
18-A dog
19-An orange
20-A crackhead
21-A bowl of cereal
22-An easter egg
23-Kobe Bryant
24-A carton of milk
25-A jar of honey
26-A fork
27-A stripper
28-A french fry
29-Your dealer
30-A homeless guy
31-Your grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White-because thats how I roll!
Black-because I'm sexy
Pink-because I love hair.
Red-because I have an AMAZING Smile
Blue-because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots-because I hate my life.
Purple- because I'm gay
Gray-because the lil people told me to
Green-because I'm beautiful
Orange-because I licked your ear
Turqoise-because I like to be shirtless-because I've got abs
Other-because I like touching myself.


*Then Tell Me Wat You Get*

I got; "I stabbed a cow because I'm sexy." That was too funny. Thanks for the chuckle.

I Fcked.... Paris Hilton... because that how I roll........

That was too funny thanks

I ran shirtless.. because I am beautiful hmm not bad actually, thx

"I shot a pickle because I'm a pimp and your jealous"

I ran naked with an orange cause thats how I roll.