Don't forget next Saturday

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY 2011.

Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a
Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he
must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American
women are asked to walk outof their house completely naked to help weed out
any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is
recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to
position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate
their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist
sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack
at your side is further proof of your patriotism. The American government
appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America !!

P.S. If you don't send this to at least 1
person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are
possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.

Only if it's for the good of the Nation.... lol......

It'd be good for my viewing!

Have you found the nude beach on the Willamet River? It is nudy time all day and night there!

Wheres the Willamet River? On the Colorado near Yuma there is Pirates cove (you can identify it by the Jolly Rogers flappin in the wind) where its nudy time all the time and sometimes it shouldn't be LOL

Eugene Oregon!

Ah, a little far for a Sunday drive LOL

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/naked.asp

Really! This is in the joke forum ya know