While in China, an American

man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom

the entire time he is there.

A week after

arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to

find his penis covered with bright green and purple

spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see

a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this

before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in

two days for the results.

The man returns a

couple of days later and the doctor says, “I've got bad

news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very

rare and almost unheard of here in the US, we know very

little about it.”

The man looks a little

perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or something and

fix me up, Doc.”

The doctor answers, “I'm

sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to

amputate your penis.”

The man screams in

horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second

opinion!!!”

The doctor replies, “Well, it's

your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your

only option.”

The next day, the man seeks out

a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the

disease.

The Chinese doctor examines his

penis and proclaims, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware

disease.”

The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah,

yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American

doctor wants to cut off my penis!”

The

Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid

American docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat

way. No need amputate!”

“Oh, thank God!” the

man exclaims.

“Yes”, says the Chinese doctor.

“Wait two week. Faw off by itself!”

lol that was funny

It`s smiling at him.