A husband and wife were at a rather posh gathering in NYC when the topic
of Mozart came up. The wife pipes up, "Ah yes, Mozart, I just saw him on
the #29 bus to Coney Island last week." Well, the husband was
mortified, grabs his wife by the arm and tells her they're leaving. On
the drive home the husband says nothing but he's just steamed. Finally
his wife says, "What's wrong?". The husband, not even looking at her
says, "I've never been so embarrassed in my life. What the hell were you
thinking when you said you saw Mozart on the #29 bus to Coney Island?
You know damned well the #29 bus doesn't go to Coney Island

LMAOOOO
Good one!

Lol thats funny