Topic: "Are you kidding me" Fail Dates
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Sat 10/01/11 12:47 PM


You can always shut a man up with sex.....it's an option.


Well if he looked like you, first date, could be an option.
Now see, you took me off track. laugh laugh pitchfork


I got two words for you woman......

GET GLASSES.

Hehehehehehe

You are a great addition to the herd of Mingletards Mach.

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Sat 10/01/11 01:03 PM
Well for me I usually invited the lady over for an early supper and do the cooking. I ask her what she likes (as long as I can cook it) and its usually grilling something in the back yard. I make sure she feels comfortable in this setting (which most did) and that way there was not waiting for food or service!!! I always made it clear if they felt uncomfortable at anytime, I would give them a ride home with no questions asked and I NEVER had that happen.

krupa's photo
Sat 10/01/11 01:28 PM

Well for me I usually invited the lady over for an early supper and do the cooking. I ask her what she likes (as long as I can cook it) and its usually grilling something in the back yard. I make sure she feels comfortable in this setting (which most did) and that way there was not waiting for food or service!!! I always made it clear if they felt uncomfortable at anytime, I would give them a ride home with no questions asked and I NEVER had that happen.


Duh....it's the blow up doll you keep in the closet...why would she leave? Where would she go?

My pet mannequin is in the same boat....


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Sat 10/01/11 01:32 PM
Edited by sweetestgirl11 on Sat 10/01/11 01:33 PM



You can always shut a man up with sex.....it's an option.


There is always the sexual tension getting in the way of getting to know a person. Once I tried exactly that, just to get it out of the way and save a lot of time.

It worked. We had sex right away and discovered we didn't care to get to know each other. And the sex was lousy, so we didn't have that either. It was the first and last date.

Saved us both a lot of time and money. laugh laugh








LOL. If there's nothing...say goodby.


exactly - I am prolly the biggest problem with my dates because I really do not like dating - so I agree if it's not a total comfort zone from the start let it go....I really hate torture, and there's someone for everyone, really

except for a few times where the guy I met was just "out there somewhere" that has nothing to do w/ me

machug's photo
Sat 10/01/11 01:33 PM



You can always shut a man up with sex.....it's an option.


Well if he looked like you, first date, could be an option.
Now see, you took me off track. laugh laugh pitchfork


I got two words for you woman......

GET GLASSES.

Hehehehehehe

You are a great addition to the herd of Mingletards Mach.


Thank you sir...I am having a blast with all of you Mingletards. drinker

machug's photo
Sat 10/01/11 01:35 PM

Well for me I usually invited the lady over for an early supper and do the cooking. I ask her what she likes (as long as I can cook it) and its usually grilling something in the back yard. I make sure she feels comfortable in this setting (which most did) and that way there was not waiting for food or service!!! I always made it clear if they felt uncomfortable at anytime, I would give them a ride home with no questions asked and I NEVER had that happen.



Mikey, that sounds very nice and relaxed. And all the jokes about you aside, I am sure you treat a lady very well. flowerforyou

machug's photo
Sat 10/01/11 01:37 PM


Well for me I usually invited the lady over for an early supper and do the cooking. I ask her what she likes (as long as I can cook it) and its usually grilling something in the back yard. I make sure she feels comfortable in this setting (which most did) and that way there was not waiting for food or service!!! I always made it clear if they felt uncomfortable at anytime, I would give them a ride home with no questions asked and I NEVER had that happen.


Duh....it's the blow up doll you keep in the closet...why would she leave? Where would she go?

My pet mannequin is in the same boat....




Dude, you have a very beautiful and sweet lady lovin' you...throw away the mannequin. laugh tongue2

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Sat 10/01/11 01:38 PM
"What a jerk. I would have ordered the most expensive steak on the menu and then when it arrived I would ask for a doggy bag and then leave. I would tell him my dog is really going to appreciate this."

Lol at least somebody is *gettin lucky*

machug's photo
Sat 10/01/11 01:50 PM

"What a jerk. I would have ordered the most expensive steak on the menu and then when it arrived I would ask for a doggy bag and then leave. I would tell him my dog is really going to appreciate this."

Lol at least somebody is *gettin lucky*



Hey, our time will come!! laugh pitchfork :banana:

machug's photo
Sat 10/01/11 01:50 PM

"What a jerk. I would have ordered the most expensive steak on the menu and then when it arrived I would ask for a doggy bag and then leave. I would tell him my dog is really going to appreciate this."

Lol at least somebody is *gettin lucky*



Hey, our time will come!! laugh pitchfork :banana:

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Sat 10/01/11 01:54 PM
Yes but we all know the dog deserves it more then we do! haha

machug's photo
Sat 10/01/11 01:58 PM

Yes but we all know the dog deserves it more then we do! haha



Yeah but I have 2 dogs...

krupa's photo
Sat 10/01/11 02:07 PM



Well for me I usually invited the lady over for an early supper and do the cooking. I ask her what she likes (as long as I can cook it) and its usually grilling something in the back yard. I make sure she feels comfortable in this setting (which most did) and that way there was not waiting for food or service!!! I always made it clear if they felt uncomfortable at anytime, I would give them a ride home with no questions asked and I NEVER had that happen.


Duh....it's the blow up doll you keep in the closet...why would she leave? Where would she go?

My pet mannequin is in the same boat....




Dude, you have a very beautiful and sweet lady lovin' you...throw away the mannequin. laugh tongue2


I am just guessing that you haven't met my pet mannequin "Russell"...

I rescued her and made her pretty...I can't just pitch her in the dumpster.....


machug's photo
Sat 10/01/11 02:11 PM




Well for me I usually invited the lady over for an early supper and do the cooking. I ask her what she likes (as long as I can cook it) and its usually grilling something in the back yard. I make sure she feels comfortable in this setting (which most did) and that way there was not waiting for food or service!!! I always made it clear if they felt uncomfortable at anytime, I would give them a ride home with no questions asked and I NEVER had that happen.


Duh....it's the blow up doll you keep in the closet...why would she leave? Where would she go?

My pet mannequin is in the same boat....




Dude, you have a very beautiful and sweet lady lovin' you...throw away the mannequin. laugh tongue2


I am just guessing that you haven't met my pet mannequin "Russell"...

I rescued her and made her pretty...I can't just pitch her in the dumpster.....




Well damn...you are right. She is too beautiful to dump. Sorry "Russell". Soufie is prettier tho.

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Sat 10/01/11 02:42 PM

Yep, that has pretty well been my experience with men too saying they usually dated younger women, and one guy said prettier women. Made me feel frigging wonderful. I found guys my age to be little children who are selfish, egotistical,liars; and a complete waste of space. I kept telling myself there will be someone better out there but after 15 years of failed dates; I am done. I don't have the energy to babysit anymore men. Wish the hell they would grow up.



laugh laugh

So true. There are so many horrible possibilities out there, if a man really wanted to impress any woman or have all the women he wanted, he would only have to know a few simple things and women would be all over him.

He would not have much competition to stand out in a crowd.




do you mind sharing that secret with me ? ohwell

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Sat 10/01/11 02:45 PM


Well for me I usually invited the lady over for an early supper and do the cooking. I ask her what she likes (as long as I can cook it) and its usually grilling something in the back yard. I make sure she feels comfortable in this setting (which most did) and that way there was not waiting for food or service!!! I always made it clear if they felt uncomfortable at anytime, I would give them a ride home with no questions asked and I NEVER had that happen.


Duh....it's the blow up doll you keep in the closet...why would she leave? Where would she go?

My pet mannequin is in the same boat....


She ran off with the Michilan Man a while ago, he must have had a pump I didnt!!!noway :cry: :wink:

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Sat 10/01/11 02:46 PM


Well for me I usually invited the lady over for an early supper and do the cooking. I ask her what she likes (as long as I can cook it) and its usually grilling something in the back yard. I make sure she feels comfortable in this setting (which most did) and that way there was not waiting for food or service!!! I always made it clear if they felt uncomfortable at anytime, I would give them a ride home with no questions asked and I NEVER had that happen.



Mikey, that sounds very nice and relaxed. And all the jokes about you aside, I am sure you treat a lady very well. flowerforyou
And U are one Living Doll!!flowers flowers

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Sat 10/01/11 04:28 PM


Yep, that has pretty well been my experience with men too saying they usually dated younger women, and one guy said prettier women. Made me feel frigging wonderful. I found guys my age to be little children who are selfish, egotistical,liars; and a complete waste of space. I kept telling myself there will be someone better out there but after 15 years of failed dates; I am done. I don't have the energy to babysit anymore men. Wish the hell they would grow up.



laugh laugh

So true. There are so many horrible possibilities out there, if a man really wanted to impress any woman or have all the women he wanted, he would only have to know a few simple things and women would be all over him.

He would not have much competition to stand out in a crowd.




do you mind sharing that secret with me ? ohwell


Simple. Treat her in such a way that she is made to feel good about herself.

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Sat 10/01/11 04:30 PM
Edited by Jeanniebean on Sat 10/01/11 04:31 PM
Infatuation is basically a mutual admiration society. Don't stop admiring your significant other. Once you do, the honeymoon is over.
People want to be admired, and respected, as well as loved. Even worshiped.


But don't stalk them. :tongue: laugh







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Sat 10/01/11 04:34 PM
Edited by machug on Sat 10/01/11 04:42 PM