here's the "manO says" list so far:

manO says there are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
manO says bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy
manO says "I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be"
manO says once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her
manO says women are like a pack of cards ...
... You need a heart to love her
... A diamond to marry her
... A club to smash her head in
... And a spade to bury the biotch
manO says women are like fine wine. they all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache
manO says women are like fish, more fun to catch while drinking
manO says that beer contains female hormones, because after you drink two or three, you cannot drive properly anymore and start talking bullchit
manO says women wear white on their wedding day so they will match the stove and fridge
manO says a good woman will do 70 chores around the house: Cooking and 69
manO says women are like convertibles. they're both more fun with their top down

manO says women don't need a drivers license because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Humph! maO is full of it!

Humm huhh marriage is the last thing I'm looking for .....

Humm huhh marriage is the last thing I'm looking for .....

Kinda looks like her.