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Topic: I'm a home wrecking hussy
yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 09/26/11 05:34 PM
TROLLOP!!!!!!!!!! GET OFF MY FRIENDS LIST TOO!!!!!! THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE HUSSY ON THERE!!!!!! But but but...I haven't even hit on the captain yet. Can't I hit on him BEFORE you yell at me? Please! Tell ya what....you be the trollop and I'll be the hussy

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 09/26/11 05:38 PM
Sooooooooo... What you are saying is that your vagina ain't busy tonight? Oh MAN!!! I can SCOOOOREEEEeeee... oh crap....inner monologue was on speakerphone again. Sorry. tonight??? ummm try for a while I'm telling on you Go ahead....Don't get in a twist mama...you gotta start out at squeegee girl and work your way up from there...be patient...you will still have time to try to lure me with your strumpetly wooings.... That's right....I said "WOOINGS" Sinner.........heheehehehehehe

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Mon 09/26/11 05:38 PM
TROLLOP!!!!!!!!!! GET OFF MY FRIENDS LIST TOO!!!!!! THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE HUSSY ON THERE!!!!!! But but but...I haven't even hit on the captain yet. Can't I hit on him BEFORE you yell at me? Please! Tell ya what....you be the trollop and I'll be the hussy Oh okay.....I guess we can do that..... and you know that Captain won't get upset if you hit on him...(he says where is his cleavage pic, anyway????? He's been asking you for years!!)

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 09/26/11 05:39 PM
wait... I have strumpetly wooings???? Who knew???? This is why I stay with Mingle...I learn so much about myself here I have strumpetly wooings I have strumpetly wooings

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 09/26/11 05:40 PM
Oh okay.....I guess we can do that..... and you know that Captain won't get upset if you hit on him...(he says where is his cleavage pic, anyway????? He's been asking you for years!!) what little cleavage I have couldn't compare to yours so he would be disappointed lol. I guess I can find a cartoon with big boobs though

TheCaptain Joined Wed 09/06/06 Posts: 44412	Mon 09/26/11 05:42 PM
Oh heck no!!!!!!!! I Wanna see YOURS!!!!!!!!

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 09/26/11 05:43 PM
Oh heck no!!!!!!!! I Wanna see YOURS!!!!!!!! hey big boy...did you hear I have strumpetly wooings? how am I doing so far???

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Mon 09/26/11 05:43 PM
If her husband was messing around, and he didn't actually hit on you I would tell his wife this: "Well he hasn't really hit on me yet, but thanks for letting me know I have a chance. See you two in church!!"

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Mon 09/26/11 05:44 PM
Oh heck no!!!!!!!! I Wanna see YOURS!!!!!!!! 2nd

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 09/26/11 05:44 PM
If her husband was messing around, and he didn't actually hit on you I would tell his wife this: "Well he hasn't really hit on me yet, but thanks for letting me know I have a chance. See you two in church!!" that sounds more like something I would say. EXCEPT my parents and grandparents go their and would hear about it and I would get "the lecture" of learning to bite my tongue. My mom and grandmother give loooooooooong lectures too

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Mon 09/26/11 05:45 PM
If her husband was messing around, and he didn't actually hit on you I would tell his wife this: "Well he hasn't really hit on me yet, but thanks for letting me know I have a chance. See you two in church!!" Rwaarrr

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 09/26/11 05:45 PM
I gots no cleavage people! I think Kristi might some some though (takes cover)

burgundybry Joined Mon 03/05/07 Posts: 8084	Mon 09/26/11 05:46 PM
Oh heck no!!!!!!!! I Wanna see YOURS!!!!!!!! 2nd 3rd

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Mon 09/26/11 05:46 PM Edited by boredinaz06 on Mon 09/26/11 05:48 PM
If her husband was messing around, and he didn't actually hit on you I would tell his wife this: "Well he hasn't really hit on me yet, but thanks for letting me know I have a chance. See you two in church!!" that sounds more like something I would say. EXCEPT my parents and grandparents go their and would hear about it and I would get "the lecture" of learning to bite my tongue. My mom and grandmother give loooooooooong lectures too I've learned that when old folks is lecturin, just put on some Lawrence Welk and they'll shut up. If its around 3pm just yell SUPPER and they'll start lookin for their pills.

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 09/26/11 05:47 PM
If her husband was messing around, and he didn't actually hit on you I would tell his wife this: "Well he hasn't really hit on me yet, but thanks for letting me know I have a chance. See you two in church!!" that sounds more like something I would say. EXCEPT my parents and grandparents go their and would hear about it and I would get "the lecture" of learning to bite my tongue. My mom and grandmother give loooooooooong lectures too I've learned that when old folks is lecturin, just put on some Lawrence Welk and they'll shut up. that's my dad's side of the family. I get my stubbornness from mom's lol. We are like pit bulls

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 09/26/11 05:48 PM
Oh heck no!!!!!!!! I Wanna see YOURS!!!!!!!! 2nd 3rd 4th....wait....what?

Bestinshow Joined Mon 06/01/09 Posts: 5540	Mon 09/26/11 05:48 PM
Ok not really... Here is what happened: I recently did a craft fair and several of my old high school friends came by (haven't seen them in 20 + years) Most of my friends have always been guys. I got to meet their wives and had a great time. I friended an old friend on FB as well as his wife and said it was great to see him again and meet his lovely wife. Innocent so far right? Well....the guy friend has been emailing me (not often, few emails between us) asking me when am I going to come to church. I knew this guy from church ages ago. and that is what the conversation consisted of. Well I get an email from his wife (who logged into his account) saying: This is Tamara....and you two are busted. I cannot believe my Husband gets up, loses sleep to chat and text with you. THIS STOPS NOW. Kim, this is Brian now. I am going to have a stern talk with Tamara. I apologize for her message. Ummm seriously???? Is asking someone to come to church a new code for wanna cheat with me??? I found out from mom (who goes to that church) that he has been "unfaithful" to her in the past (whatever that means) but....ummmm I don't talk to him late at night and he doesn't have my phone number. I unfriended them because I hate drama. If someone is going to come at me, then it should be for something I've done. What do you think (sorry it's a long rant) Personaly I am not suprised. It was just a matter of time untill you got caught and now your covering your tracks. I saved all those desperate emails you sent me even after I told you I was involved with someone. YOUR A COUGER ADMIT IT!!!!

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Mon 09/26/11 05:48 PM
Oh heck no!!!!!!!! I Wanna see YOURS!!!!!!!! 2nd 3rd NAUGHTY BOYS!!!!! GET TO MY ROOM!!!!!!!

burgundybry Joined Mon 03/05/07 Posts: 8084	Mon 09/26/11 05:48 PM
Oh heck no!!!!!!!! I Wanna see YOURS!!!!!!!! 2nd 3rd 4th....wait....what? LMAO!!

TheCaptain Joined Wed 09/06/06 Posts: 44412	Mon 09/26/11 05:49 PM
I gots no cleavage people! I think Kristi might some some though (takes cover) I feel the wooings!!!!!! And I'm sure you have enough to turn heads everywhere you go.