Topic: New Mingle Membership Charges
uk1971's photo
Mon 09/26/11 07:59 AM
Mingle just released their new Membership charges - $9.99 for fooking idiots,
$6.99 for the compulsive 'got to do it' people,
$3.99 for special dribbly people,
but it's free if you post a pic of yourself with a homemade foil hat on, goggles and most importantly swimming armbands
(DO NOT FORGET THE ARMBANDS) by midnight tonight.
When you sign in tomorrow, you will be prompted for your star sign.
It is official, it was confirmed by my friend's wife's brother's cousin, who heard it from his nurse in the special hospital - also confirmed by the voices that speak to him personally!
These charges are all due to the new changes.
If you post your pic, your icon will turn blue
(AS IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN),
and Mingle will be free for you, and as a bonus you will also get a special jacket to hug yourself (choice of colours available).
Please pass this message on, if not your account will never be the same again once the aliens have tampered with it!!!!

:tongue: bigsmile :banana:

Foszil's photo
Mon 09/26/11 01:07 PM
Thanks, but no thanks, I'll pass on this oneshades

Dragoness's photo
Mon 09/26/11 01:13 PM
Saw similar stuff on facebook....it is funny.

topherj37's photo
Wed 09/28/11 06:51 PM
Can I get my $9.99 back??????

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