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Topic: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?!
Dan99's photo
Sun 09/11/11 01:44 PM


I am at work. I am looking at something like 6 billion pounds in cash. I don't know if anyone can imagine what that looks like.

I just want a sack full of cash, im not greedy.

I can only see it, i can't get to it(so please don't try to kidnap me).


By any chance, is Adrian Lester hanging around?




Hey, i am a professional, i wouldn't let him anywhere near all this cash!

Its just me and my colleague, and some black dude wearing a groucho marx nose and glasses. God knows what he wants.




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Sun 09/11/11 01:56 PM



I am at work. I am looking at something like 6 billion pounds in cash. I don't know if anyone can imagine what that looks like.

I just want a sack full of cash, im not greedy.

I can only see it, i can't get to it(so please don't try to kidnap me).


By any chance, is Adrian Lester hanging around?




Hey, i am a professional, i wouldn't let him anywhere near all this cash!

Its just me and my colleague, and some black dude wearing a groucho marx nose and glasses. God knows what he wants.






That's probably George Foreman, he's gonna try to sell you a grill.


Dan99's photo
Sun 09/11/11 02:01 PM




I am at work. I am looking at something like 6 billion pounds in cash. I don't know if anyone can imagine what that looks like.

I just want a sack full of cash, im not greedy.

I can only see it, i can't get to it(so please don't try to kidnap me).


By any chance, is Adrian Lester hanging around?




Hey, i am a professional, i wouldn't let him anywhere near all this cash!

Its just me and my colleague, and some black dude wearing a groucho marx nose and glasses. God knows what he wants.






That's probably George Foreman, he's gonna try to sell you a grill.




I don't think he is big enough to be George Foreman, plus he keeps saying 'whatcha talkin' 'bout Willis'. I dont think that is one of George's phrases.




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Sun 09/11/11 02:03 PM





I am at work. I am looking at something like 6 billion pounds in cash. I don't know if anyone can imagine what that looks like.

I just want a sack full of cash, im not greedy.

I can only see it, i can't get to it(so please don't try to kidnap me).


By any chance, is Adrian Lester hanging around?




Hey, i am a professional, i wouldn't let him anywhere near all this cash!

Its just me and my colleague, and some black dude wearing a groucho marx nose and glasses. God knows what he wants.






That's probably George Foreman, he's gonna try to sell you a grill.




I don't think he is big enough to be George Foreman, plus he keeps saying 'whatcha talkin' 'bout Willis'. I dont think that is one of George's phrases.






Then it might be Obama. Hey, they said he was trying to find some way to deal with the national debt....

Dan99's photo
Sun 09/11/11 02:08 PM






I am at work. I am looking at something like 6 billion pounds in cash. I don't know if anyone can imagine what that looks like.

I just want a sack full of cash, im not greedy.

I can only see it, i can't get to it(so please don't try to kidnap me).


By any chance, is Adrian Lester hanging around?




Hey, i am a professional, i wouldn't let him anywhere near all this cash!

Its just me and my colleague, and some black dude wearing a groucho marx nose and glasses. God knows what he wants.






That's probably George Foreman, he's gonna try to sell you a grill.




I don't think he is big enough to be George Foreman, plus he keeps saying 'whatcha talkin' 'bout Willis'. I dont think that is one of George's phrases.






Then it might be Obama. Hey, they said he was trying to find some way to deal with the national debt....


Very true. I think you might be on to something there..

Ok, i just questioned him and asked for his ID. It can't be Obama, because this dude is definately American.

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Sun 09/11/11 02:10 PM







I am at work. I am looking at something like 6 billion pounds in cash. I don't know if anyone can imagine what that looks like.

I just want a sack full of cash, im not greedy.

I can only see it, i can't get to it(so please don't try to kidnap me).


By any chance, is Adrian Lester hanging around?




Hey, i am a professional, i wouldn't let him anywhere near all this cash!

Its just me and my colleague, and some black dude wearing a groucho marx nose and glasses. God knows what he wants.






That's probably George Foreman, he's gonna try to sell you a grill.




I don't think he is big enough to be George Foreman, plus he keeps saying 'whatcha talkin' 'bout Willis'. I dont think that is one of George's phrases.






Then it might be Obama. Hey, they said he was trying to find some way to deal with the national debt....


Very true. I think you might be on to something there..

Ok, i just questioned him and asked for his ID. It can't be Obama, because this dude is definately American.


That narrows it down to Will Smith and Michael Jordan.

Dan99's photo
Sun 09/11/11 02:16 PM








I am at work. I am looking at something like 6 billion pounds in cash. I don't know if anyone can imagine what that looks like.

I just want a sack full of cash, im not greedy.

I can only see it, i can't get to it(so please don't try to kidnap me).


By any chance, is Adrian Lester hanging around?




Hey, i am a professional, i wouldn't let him anywhere near all this cash!

Its just me and my colleague, and some black dude wearing a groucho marx nose and glasses. God knows what he wants.






That's probably George Foreman, he's gonna try to sell you a grill.




I don't think he is big enough to be George Foreman, plus he keeps saying 'whatcha talkin' 'bout Willis'. I dont think that is one of George's phrases.






Then it might be Obama. Hey, they said he was trying to find some way to deal with the national debt....


Very true. I think you might be on to something there..

Ok, i just questioned him and asked for his ID. It can't be Obama, because this dude is definately American.


That narrows it down to Will Smith and Michael Jordan.


I don't have a basketball ball, so i'll have to have a rap-off with him. I cant think of any other way.

(somebody give me a beat!)

SilentlyScreaming's photo
Sun 09/11/11 05:52 PM
to hold him to that deal we made while i was at work.. laugh

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Sun 09/11/11 05:54 PM
my cat Rusty to stop bugging me for food....laugh

navygirl's photo
Sun 09/11/11 10:20 PM

What do you want right this very second???

spock


To be very wealthy so I can quit my job. The rest I will figure out later. :banana:

SilentlyScreaming's photo
Mon 09/12/11 03:52 AM
to have been able to snuggle up to someone (one person in particular) when i woke up...

Ash36's photo
Mon 09/12/11 04:15 AM
I want immortality cuz im afraid of my death.

ujGearhead's photo
Mon 09/12/11 04:17 AM
I want to know why .35 Rem ammo is so much harder to find and costs so much more than 30-30 ammo!

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 09/12/11 08:34 AM

I want to know why .35 Rem ammo is so much harder to find and costs so much more than 30-30 ammo!
YOU DID IT AGAIN!surprised

WHY DONT YOU JUST PUT A STEAK KNIFE IN MY HEART, AND BE DONE WITH IT, ALREADY!brokenheart

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Mon 09/12/11 08:35 AM
perverta's right t1t

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Mon 09/12/11 08:36 AM

I want to know why .35 Rem ammo is so much harder to find and costs so much more than 30-30 ammo!
30-30 auto ??

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 09/12/11 08:38 AM

perverta's right t1t
If things dont start lookin up pretty soon, you can have my left one.tears

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Mon 09/12/11 08:44 AM


perverta's right t1t
If things dont start lookin up pretty soon, you can have my left one.tears
drool

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 09/12/11 08:58 AM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Mon 09/12/11 09:00 AM



perverta's right t1t
If things dont start lookin up pretty soon, you can have my left one.tears
drool
He never says "me" on these types of questions, ya know, turtle, NEVER, first it was chocolate chip cookies, and now its ammo, I mean come on, these kinds of questions come up, all the time, like who would you, where would you, how would you, why would you, and he NEVER has said "me", not even one time ever, and today I saw that he had answered this question again, after I got my feelings hurt yesterday, when he said what he wanted right now, was chocolate chip cookies, so I run to the thread, well you cant actually run in a thread, but I pushed the buttons on my keyboard really fast, and so its like internet running, just knowing for sure, that he finally said,"me", and he said "ammo", and my heart just hit the floor, well not literally or I wouldnt be able to type this, because if my heart wasent in my body, I wouldnt be able to be alive, or maybe I could have one of those external kinds of hearts, that you wear on the outside, do they have those kind of hearts, I know they can transplant hearts, but isnt there like a heart machine that they have, anywho, so my heart hit the floor, oh I already said that, sorry, and, where was I, Oh, my heart hit the floor, dayyyyyyyyyyyyum thats 3 times, I gotta quit saying that, because it didnt literally hit the floor, oh I already said that too, and my feelings got hurt again today, and I shouldnt let something stupid like that hurt my feelings but it does, cause I ALWAYS say him on those kinds of questions, and you would think just once that he.............................................................

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Mon 09/12/11 09:02 AM




perverta's right t1t
If things dont start lookin up pretty soon, you can have my left one.tears
drool
He never says "me" on these types of questions, ya know, turtle, NEVER, first it was chocolate chip cookies, and now its ammo, I mean come on, these kinds of questions come up, all the time, like who would you, where would you, how would you, why would you, and he NEVER has said "me", not even one time ever, and today I saw that he had answered this question again, after I got my feelings hurt yesterday, when he said what he wanted right now, was chocolate chip cookies, so I run to the thread, well you cant actually run in a thread, but I pushed the buttons on my keyboard really fast, and so its like internet running, just knowing for sure, that he finally said,"me", and he said "ammo", and my heart just hit the floor, well not literally or I wouldnt be able to type this, because if my heart wasent in my body, I wouldnt be able to be alive, or maybe I could have one of those external kinds of hearts, that you wear on the outside, do they have those kind of hearts, I know they can transplant hearts, but isnt there like a heart machine that they have, anywho, so my heart hit the floor, oh I already said that, sorry, and, where was I, Oh, my heart hit the floor, dayyyyyyyyyyyyum thats 3 times, I gotta quit saying that, because it didnt literally hit the floor, oh I already said that too, and my feelings got hurt again today, and I shouldnt let something stupid like that hurt my feelings but it does, cause I ALWAYS say him on those kinds of questions, and you would think just once that he.............................................................
noway

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