A young man married his sweetheart and discovered an interesting trait. Each and every time they had sex she would get $20 from him.

He thought, "Well, she wants to buy something and she is a good wife so why not?"

This went on, never changing, throughout their lives.

One day, the old man came home drunk and bawled to his wife. "I've no money to give you for sex, my dear. I am so sorry but I was laid off today and don't know how we are going to make it!"

His wife responded, "That's ok dear. All that time I got money from you I saved it. We have 2 million in savings, 1 million in checking, as well as a load of stocks and bonds."

The hubby happily responded, "Wow! I wish I had given you all my business!"

So that is when she shot him. Twice.

Happy beginning...a very sad end.

It is supposed to be funny but I did not really get it.

Maybe the wife should of said "My other customers made up for it?" Maybe we should devise a better punch line?

That punch line is just fine!

happy and sad.