Its our second anniversary!!





Welcome to luv2roknrolls Biotch/Basnastard Kingdom.

The place where all biotches, and basnastards unite as one, in the biotchy kingdom of biotches, and basnastards!



You belong here if any, or all, of 1-20 applies to you...(if your a man, just substitute the word "basnastard", for the word "biotch" for 1-20).

1) Your a biotch.
2) All your friends think your a biotch.
3) Your parents wanted to name you biotch.
4) When you look up biotch in the dictionary, your picture is there.
5) I think your a biotch.
6) When driving people often yell "biotch" at you on the road.
7) Your kids think your a biotch.
8) Your pets think your a biotch.
9) Your so much of a biotch, that you dont even care that people think your a biotch.
10)You look like a biotch.
11)When your friends are asked what they think of you, they say,"shes a biotch".
12)Even Mr. Rogers thinks your a biotch.
13)You hang around with all biotches.
14)You are the biggest biotch in your group of biotch friends.
15)Your husband thinks your a biotch.
16)Your wife thinks your a biotch, even though your a man.
17)Elton John wrote the song,"The Biotch is Back" for you.
18)All you ever do is biotch.
19)Everytime you leave a room, "I hate that biotch" is said behind your back.
20)You will proudly and gladly wear the "biotch"tee shirts I give, at least twice a week.



If ANY, or ALL of these, apply to you, just come into the Biotch Kingdom, and tell the Queen Biotch which one, or ones, apply, and you will be accepted into the kingdom.

At this time, you will recieve 2 biotch tee shirts. They are to ALWAYS be worn, when inside the kingdom, and be worn, no less, than 2 times per week, outside of the kingdom.

The biotch/basnastard kingdom is a place, where we can biotch ANYTIME or AS MUCH as we desire! You may biotch at the world, just vent, or just be biotches and basnastards for the fuzuck of it!



OUR MOTTO IS:

WE ARE BIOTCHES,
WE DONT LIKE SNITCHES,
WE BURN THEM LIKE WITCHES,
AND THROW THEM IN DITCHES.

and

THERE CAN NEVER BE TOO MANY BIOTCHES AND BASNASTARDS IN THE WORLD!






If any of this sounds good to you, than join the Biotch Kingdom, we will be delighted to have you!!

WELCOME!

-Your Biotch Queen & King

Congrats BIOTCH!!!





He left me again

I think we scared away all the biotches and basnastards..... Maybe it's time we got some curtains for the castle.......

I thought it best to hide while the king and queen were in their chambers

S'up, my biotchy homegirls

I was up too biotchy late, last night, and im biotchy tired.

The queen is old, and needs her biotchy beauty rest!

But I had a good biotchy reason, to stay up!

And my king STAYED UP all night as well,

*remembering last night with the king*

*sigh*

Carry on biotches carry on!

DAYUM, flipped it again

I feeeeeeeeeeel good,
just like I knew that I would, now,

I feeeeeeeeeeel good,
just like I knew that I would, now,

So good, so good, I got you!

Heyyyyyyy!

-Mr. James Brown (the Godfather of Soul)

Heya, biotches! Roberta, how did you get to become king and queen at the same time? Did Freddie Mercury teach ya?

Hey basnastard manO did you see what I left for you in the nudist club?

no, but saw something in one of the other threads

well you need to go look

niiice

yea right

I knew it

Idk you might be able to make me blush. After all you are a much older and wiser man then any I've ever been with.