Topic: Ask a strange question of the person below you... - part 5 | |
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I smile everyday, never know how long life will last.
Do you have nose hairs??? |
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i do..a few,.
do you like coffee? |
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No I drink tea.
Do you wear bikinis? |
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No.
Whatcha doing with my pinochio? |
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Teaching Pinochio to stop lying. Why bother, huh?
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Because you can?
Do you ever give up hope? |
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Never.., Why is it that the United State Senate and Congress representative Health Benefits Package 100% better then the average working stiff ?
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cause they have a hate-prone job?,lol!
why is lady justice blindfolded? |
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She thinks she's supposed to hit the piñata.
Does Santa's elves ever get to ride the reindeer? |
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Only if they have been good elves. How old were you when you stopped believing in Santa, or do you still believe?
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I still Believe......
are you really gonna wear that??? |
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Its the only clean thing i have . Is that your real hair?
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Would that in reference to my nose hairs or chest hairs ?
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neither.,
would you hold my hand and lead me to solid ground when i need to find a shore cause i can't swim anymore? |
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Why swim when we can float ?
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Ok. I will float.
Why are Q-tips white when our earwax is clearly not? |
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They're waxy
Why does the moon look like a ball of cheese? |
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coz youre using mickey's binoculars.,
how much does a divorce cost in your country? |
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one half... whatever it is it cost one half of it.
where is your closest relative? |
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SHOPPING AT WALMART AND WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT ?
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