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Edited by
uk1971
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Sun 08/21/11 08:02 AM
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A guy and his new bride were on honeymoon in the Carribean, and the Mother-in-Law had tagged along.
Three days before they were due to return home, the mother-in-law went missing. After reporting her disappearence to the local police, and coastguard, without any positive outcome, they returned home. Two days after they were home, the phone rang. The guy answered....... 'Mr Jackson? This is the Carribean coastguard. I'm calling to inform you that we have found your Mother-in-Law." The guy asked, "Oh. That's good news. How is she?" "Well. That's the problem. We found her floating in the bay just around the corner from the hotel with six lobsters hanging from her body. We would like to know what you would like us to do with the body?" There was a slight pause, and then the the guy thoughtfully replied. 'Erm. Well. YOU keep three of the lobsters, send three to me, and then set her again!"    |
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