So you think you got it all
And you want to show it to me?
A coupla beers and your 10 ft tall
And you said you thought you knew me.
Well I have seen your type before
And Im not falling for it
You can go and sit back down
I promise Ill ignore it
I dont need no hero
and I dont need no knight
Ive been just fine all by myself
But are you sure you're alright?

You seem alittle wobbly there
STanding on your own to feet
And I dont want to embarrass you
So Ill try to be descreet.
But I am not here "looking"
So please head on your way
But if you dont speak english
Theres no way Jose!!!
You probably got a wife at home
Wondering where you are
In fact she just might be waiting
For you to leave this bar
SO if I were you Id turn around
While you know what your doing
And leave with what pride you got left
Cause it aint me your screwin'

Hit your space down at the bar
And take another swig
I know you think you're cute n all
But buddy you aint that big
Im shooting down on 1st sight
So please remove your hand
Our ill remove it for you
And kick you when you land
If you dont think Im serious
Go ahead-cuz I dont play
Take your beer and all your gear
Theres no way Jose...

loved it!!! keep it coming

Loved it!

Great one, Tressia. So well said.