A man walks into the bar and tells the bar keep, "Line me up a dozen
shots of the strongest tequila you have".
The bartender starts lining up the drinks as the man starts to down them
one right after the other.
" Wow buddy, what the hell are you celebrating, drinking so much like
that?"
Barely stopping the man mutters, "First blowjob"...
The bartender says, " Hell man, that is something to celebrate, here let
me pour you one on the house".
The man say's " No thanks...if the first 12 dont get rid of the tase
that last one sure wont help."

lol... that is bad, but funny

that is tooo funny

lmao...that reminds me of the one someone posted about the lumberjack
camp lol

Guy staggers out of a bar car keys in hand.Police officer notices man
staggering toward him with his penis hanging out.Drunk says to police
man "Officer,Officer my car is missing "Police man asks "when was the
last time you saw your car ?" drunk answers it was attached to this
key,then the drunk looks down and notices his penis hanging out and
scream"Holy shit my girlfriends missing too

lol, that's pretty good

that's funny.

i could see myself doing that and looking down at it and sayin,"where'd
you go"? stumblin around the parkin lot lookin under cars and
shit.....that's why people think i'm strange lol

King, I dont think your strange...you seem like normal folk to me...no
different than any of the rest of these guys here at the home...hang on
a second...my roomie is trying fly again...got to stop him...last time
he did this he ended up on the barn and it took us 5 hours to get him to
fly back down...