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Topic: mail order groom
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Wed 08/10/11 09:31 PM

i'll rent ya and see how it goes ;)

I'm sure reasonable terms could be met, but I'm a little out of your 100 mile range.
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Wed 08/10/11 09:39 PM

I'll take what's behind curtain number 3 pleasehappy

That hurts coming from someone with a tie-dye pick. I had to take mine down because everyone assumed my brain was fried. You probably remember it and are just jealous. Hater!:tongue:
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Wed 08/10/11 09:40 PM


O.K. ladies, one slightly used man for sale or rent. The brakes are bad but the tires are good, any bids? All interesting trades considered.


Snuffy you might want to be careful. You know there is one lady on here thats its no secret is looking for a husband.
And she's willing to relocate.

Rent to own's a pretty good option.
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Wed 08/10/11 09:57 PM



O.K. ladies, one slightly used man for sale or rent. The brakes are bad but the tires are good, any bids? All interesting trades considered.


Snuffy you might want to be careful. You know there is one lady on here thats its no secret is looking for a husband.
And she's willing to relocate.

Rent to own's a pretty good option.
Just be sure she signs that damage clause. You don't want to end up more than "slightly used" , all scuffed up and left out at the curb for brush and bulky pickup if she backs out before the rental period is up---not that this was ever a possibility once she experiences the splendor that is you, of course.flowerforyou
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Wed 08/10/11 10:13 PM




O.K. ladies, one slightly used man for sale or rent. The brakes are bad but the tires are good, any bids? All interesting trades considered.


Snuffy you might want to be careful. You know there is one lady on here thats its no secret is looking for a husband.
And she's willing to relocate.

Rent to own's a pretty good option.
Just be sure she signs that damage clause. You don't want to end up more than "slightly used" , all scuffed up and left out at the curb for brush and bulky pickup if she backs out before the rental period is up---not that this was ever a possibility once she experiences the splendor that is you, of course.flowerforyou

But of course. I do come with a maitenance free warranty. Satisfaction is guaranteed.
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Thu 08/11/11 06:15 AM





O.K. ladies, one slightly used man for sale or rent. The brakes are bad but the tires are good, any bids? All interesting trades considered.


Snuffy you might want to be careful. You know there is one lady on here thats its no secret is looking for a husband.
And she's willing to relocate.

Rent to own's a pretty good option.
Just be sure she signs that damage clause. You don't want to end up more than "slightly used" , all scuffed up and left out at the curb for brush and bulky pickup if she backs out before the rental period is up---not that this was ever a possibility once she experiences the splendor that is you, of course.flowerforyou

But of course. I do come with a maitenance free warranty. Satisfaction is guaranteed.
Hmmmm...I may have to re-think my position about the squirrel washing, in that case. Low mileage, good chassis & antenna, windshield wipers & headlights seem to work well...:thumbsup: This one could go fast, ladies!
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Thu 08/11/11 06:25 AM






O.K. ladies, one slightly used man for sale or rent. The brakes are bad but the tires are good, any bids? All interesting trades considered.


Snuffy you might want to be careful. You know there is one lady on here thats its no secret is looking for a husband.
And she's willing to relocate.

Rent to own's a pretty good option.
Just be sure she signs that damage clause. You don't want to end up more than "slightly used" , all scuffed up and left out at the curb for brush and bulky pickup if she backs out before the rental period is up---not that this was ever a possibility once she experiences the splendor that is you, of course.flowerforyou

But of course. I do come with a maitenance free warranty. Satisfaction is guaranteed.
Hmmmm...I may have to re-think my position about the squirrel washing, in that case. Low mileage, good chassis & antenna, windshield wipers & headlights seem to work well...:thumbsup: This one could go fast, ladies!


It's the deal of the century.
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Thu 08/11/11 06:30 AM
I almost forgot to mention how humble I am.
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Thu 08/11/11 06:58 AM

I almost forgot to mention how humble I am.
No need. It shines through in your posts.
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Thu 08/11/11 07:10 AM
laugh happy :wink:
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