.....His most recent conquest is a particularly vapid sixteen-year-old who thinks you can get pregnant from oral sex and contract AIDS from drinking a Snapple. She also talks to birds and has a pet squirrel named Corky, as well as a problem with silverware; at restaurants , when a waiter recites the specials, she always has to interrupt by asking oh so slowly: "Do you have to use a fork to eat that?" But Mike finds her innocence alluring and soon initiates her into his world, a place where he makes her wear flimsy clothes (transparent lace thongs are high on his list) and has her say, "Throw me a bone" before they have sex and "Who's my daddy?" once he's penetrated her. He applies cocaine to her clitoris. He forces her to read Milan Kundera paperbacks and makes her watch Jeopardy! They fly to L.A. for an orgy at the Chateau Marmont and buy sex toys at the Hustler Boutique on Sunset Blvd. and pile them into the trunk of his rented black Cadillac Escalade SUV while she giggles "amply". He even charms her father-who has threatened to personally kick our hero's *** if he didn't stop dating his underage daughter. In a very tender moment, Mike buys her a fake I.D. "She doesn't mean to be that stupid," he always apologizes to his aggravated friends, other bachelors living in the same lost world as Mike's. One night he gets her so high on mushrooms that she is unable to locate her own vagina.

*im sitting waiting ..for the rest*..intersting read, to say the least..keep going..

I didn't write this. This is Brett Easton Ellis. He's the guy who wrote "Less Than Zero' and "American Psycho" He is awesome!

ok...well can I have the some more please...*waits*

O..sniff K sniff.......guess I will wait till you get it back.

Just...ya' know?.....buy the book.........