Years ago I was in the hospital getting my medications stabilized and undergoing group therapy. During one group the counselor asked the group to name people that they admired. As people were naming the people they admired she wrote the names on the board. It was an interesting list. Mother Theresa was there along with Rush Limbaugh. Oprah & Johnny Depp. Tom Brokaw...Ted Nugent. A very eclectic list. We were then told to choose a person from the list and write a letter. The letter was supposed to be addressed to us from them. I thought it was a gigantic waste of time but I did it anyway. I'd actually forgot all about it until I found the note yesterday while cleaning up my place. I read it and laughed my a** off. Here it is...



Dear Kevin



This is the most ridiculous assignment I've EVER heard of. If it were up to me I'd come over there & blow yr head off with a hunting rifle. Glad yr leavin' today & stay the f*** outta' trouble. Go home, pick up yr guitar...don't get too wasted...always try to have some food in yr fridge & some coin in yr pocket. Remember that this is all just one gigantic illusion & doesn't mean squat. When all is said & done you are who you are. Don't change for anybody else except yr self.

F*** You

- Ted Nugent

enjoyed.

Thanks!

It's a true story. I still have the note......

surely, ted left out the part about getting some 'wang dang sweet poon tang'??? always love your creativity, whether it's part of group session or not..

Thank you! Yr writing is pretty good too ya' know?