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| Topic: Luv2roknrolls Biotch Club, SIGN UP NOW!!!! - part 2 | |
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So my king, how was your royal day today in the village? I thought y'all retired to the boudoire? I see ya want to be my biotch a little longer!    
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So I had to cook for myself!
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Did you hear something my King?
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Edited by
ujGearhead
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Sat 09/03/11 09:25 PM
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Of course, that biotchy cook hardly had anything in the kitchen, so I had to go to the village myself! Can you believe that? BY MYSELF!
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I think one of the peasants are listening in through our bedroom window? GUARDS!!!
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Kings do not cook for themself, so you did behead the cook, right?
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I wanted to, but by the time the gators in the moat got done with him, well, there was nothing left to behead.
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Oh darn, and beheading is so much fun! Too bad you missed out, my king!
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I wonder if that peasant that was listening through the window can cook?
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Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuahahahah, you tickle my funny bone my king!
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Even if he can't, it's alright cause then I'll still get to behead somebody today.
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Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuahahahah, you tickle my funny bone my king! Oh, come here a little closer......I have a bone of my own for...... |
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Wonderful darling! You are always thinking! So tomorrow morning, I shall prepare eggs with spam, and spam, and spam. |
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Wonderful darling! You are always thinking! So tomorrow morning, I shall prepare eggs with spam, and spam, and spam. You know I don't like Spam! |
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But, you said there was little to prepare here at the castle!
Shall I prepare jello shooters instead? |
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But, you said there was little to prepare here at the castle! Shall I prepare jello shooters instead? I told you I had to go to the village myself. Jello shooters sound good at the moment. Shall we send the new cook for some vodka? |
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What a wonderful idea.
Remember to send him before you behead him though! |
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Of I course I won't forget! Maybe I should send the court jester with him?
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Why?
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That cook doesn't seem too bright, so between the two of them maybe they'll get it right.
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