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Topic: Luv2roknrolls Biotch Club, SIGN UP NOW!!!! - part 2
luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 08/19/11 10:17 AM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Fri 08/19/11 10:19 AM

Where do I sign ??????
Ahhhhhhhhh Rhon wants to be Rhonbiotch? Lovely, ill laugh laugh

All you have to do biotch, is go to the first page of this biotchy thread, and read 1-20. If any of them apply to you, tell the queen biotch, which one it is, and I shall induct you into the biotch club!flowerforyou

She will return, she really looks like a biotch!laugh laugh

txmomof2's photo
Fri 08/19/11 12:31 PM
Le'Shanonbiotch in the house!! Let's get to biotchin

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 08/19/11 03:20 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Fri 08/19/11 03:22 PM
Well, all the tests are in biotches, and heres the skinny....



The reason my biotchy kidneys are not functioning properly is.......

They dont know!surprised

The reason why im suddenly biotchy anemic is........

They dont know!surprised

(I am now required to drink 64 ounces of biotchy water everyday, I am possibly biotchy dehydrated.)

The reason why im having biotchy migrain headaches is.....

They dont know! surprised

The reason why I am experiencing biotchy dizzy spells is....

They dont know!surprised

(They gave me biotchy pills to take 3 times a day for them, and all they have done so far is make me biotchy sleepy, but im still having biotchy dizzy spells).whoa

My biotchy cholesterol is high, they gave me some biotchy pills to lower it, which made me illill , so they are going to change the biotchy prescription to.......

They dont know!surprised

And my biotchy insurance paid around $50.000.00 for this! surprised

I'll tell you what this biotch, DOES KNOW, im going to med school! laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Carry on biotchesdrinker Carry on!

Jumper4480's photo
Fri 08/19/11 03:26 PM

Well, all the tests are in biotches, and heres the skinny....



The reason my biotchy kidneys are not functioning properly is.......

They dont know!surprised

The reason why im suddenly biotchy anemic is........

They dont know!surprised

(I am now required to drink 64 ounces of biotchy water everyday, I am possibly biotchy dehydrated.)

The reason why im having biotchy migrain headaches is.....

They dont know! surprised

The reason why I am experiencing biotchy dizzy spells is....

They dont know!surprised

(They gave me biotchy pills to take 3 times a day for them, and all they have done so far is make me biotchy sleepy, but im still having biotchy dizzy spells).whoa

My biotchy cholesterol is high, they gave me some biotchy pills to lower it, which made me illill , so they are going to change the biotchy prescription to.......

They dont know!surprised

And my biotchy insurance paid around $50.000.00 for this! surprised

I'll tell you what this biotch, DOES KNOW, im going to med school! laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Carry on biotchesdrinker Carry on!

:suprised: laugh

Jumper4480's photo
Fri 08/19/11 03:41 PM
They don't know bcos they are not biotch, only biotch doctor can know what is wrong with you biotch ...¤¤¤....¤¤..or don't you know you are a deep biotch¤¤¤...:-x...lol

RhonLynn's photo
Fri 08/19/11 04:16 PM
Kitten, They ALL apply to me.....
I missed all you Biotchs flowerforyou I shall return for my induction into your fine club laugh Right after my lil man goes off to visit the sandman.......
To Biotch a lot!!!! :banana:

txmomof2's photo
Fri 08/19/11 05:12 PM
noway noway noway noway noway noway

let me guess they want to see you again in a few months to do more tests?

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 08/19/11 06:30 PM

Kitten, They ALL apply to me.....
I missed all you Biotchs flowerforyou I shall return for my induction into your fine club laugh Right after my lil man goes off to visit the sandman.......
To Biotch a lot!!!! :banana:
K, if im up, these pills zonk my azz out!

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 08/19/11 06:30 PM

noway noway noway noway noway noway

let me guess they want to see you again in a few months to do more tests?
Phuck that, as far as im concerned, they're done testing!

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 08/19/11 08:45 PM
Night Biotchesflowerforyou

May the repossessers come by and take your biotchy bed away, so you have to sleep on the floor,
And all of the pregnant female bedbugs, have their biotchy babies on your privates while you sleep. Muuuuuuuuuaaaahhahahahh.

Oh and Rhonbiotch, I have left for you 2 biotch tee shirts, and you must always wear them to the biotch club, and not less than 2 times per week. Welcome! Now, go out and be the biggest biotch you possibly can, and biotch here often, and you will be loved by your queen, as well as your biotch sisters! Everyone welcome Rhonbiotch to our clan!

Congratulations! Now you can officially and proudly say, "Phuck you, im a biotch!".:tongue: laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Jumper4480's photo
Fri 08/19/11 11:17 PM
May those mosqiuto sing for you overnight goodnight biotch

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Sat 08/20/11 01:01 AM
Good Morning to all Biotchesflowerforyou
I am sorry my Queen Biotch I have been remiss in my ratio of biotches to you oops ...oh what the phuck, I am too Biotchy to care right now grumble grumble grumble so I will just say Hello to everyone and keep on Biotchin rant rant rant rant rant rant

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 08/20/11 05:51 AM

May those mosqiuto sing for you overnight goodnight biotch
Thank you Jumper, the little biotches sang to me, and sang to me, and sang to me, and sang to me, and sang to me, and..............

needless to say I didnt sleep for chit!noway

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 08/20/11 05:57 AM

Good Morning to all Biotchesflowerforyou
I am sorry my Queen Biotch I have been remiss in my ratio of biotches to you oops ...oh what the phuck, I am too Biotchy to care right now grumble grumble grumble so I will just say Hello to everyone and keep on Biotchin rant rant rant rant rant rant
Moebiotch, YOU ARE STILL ALIVE??

I had a grave prepared for your biotch azz, I thought you dead!surprised oops pitchfork laugh laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 08/20/11 06:07 AM
Morning Biotchesflowerforyou (its not good, so im not saying it)

I am awake to peepee, so I figured I would say morning to you biotches now, since my biotch azz does not get up at this insanely biotchy hour.

Now, to biotching......I had a horrible nights sleep AGAIN, and failed to get much biotchy sleep, so I will be particularly more biotchy today..Yes, I CAN GET MORE BIOTCHY!

Listen and learn...The biotchy dizzy pills are still not working, the biotchy world still spins and spins for me. Its like constantly being on a biotchy "E" ticket ride(yes, im that old) at Disneylandbiotch.I think the biotchy ride is called "Tilt a Whirl", there are usually biotchy clowns on the back of each biotchy capsule.And it spins your biotchy azz until youill, needless to say, it makes biotchy typing, very biotchy difficult, so I will do the rest of my biotching in my chambers.

Now, go ruin someones day biotches!

Carry on Biotchesdrinker Carry on!


luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 08/20/11 04:41 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 08/20/11 04:42 PM


THis place is hollow now. I tire of only hearing myself biotch. I may possibly consider opening a biotchy new club of sorts......but what would it be, what would it be???

*the queen sadly goes back to her quarters*


luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 08/20/11 06:10 PM
Good Ni.........oh whats the point?!?!?!

*the queen sadly goes back to her quarters*

txmomof2's photo
Sat 08/20/11 10:54 PM
Sorry biotch but I was away for the day

luv2roknroll's photo
Sun 08/21/11 07:02 AM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Sun 08/21/11 07:59 AM

Sorry biotch but I was away for the day


I didnt especially mean you biotch. I cant have a club, with so few biotches. Somedays, no biotches come at all. Its sad, because at least 15 biotches joined, but they never bring their biotch azzez here.
Enough biotching about that, anyways, phuck it!


Hello Biotches...

Have a biotchy day!

Carry ondrinker Carry on!




Jade Sasha walks in....



"Well hello to you too, queen biotch, Im Jade Sasha, and I work at the bar. I heard about your club, and im a biotch. And yes, several of 1-20 applies to me.*giggle*. I would like to join!".

Ahhhhhhhhh you want to be a Jadebiotch, well since you do qualify, and you really do look like a biotch, here are your biotch tee shirts. You must always wear them to the club, and must wear them no less than 2 times per week.

"Well darlin, I can do that".

Well than, welcome, and go out there and be as much of a biotch as you can. Congratulations Jadebiotch!

"Yeeeeeee Hawwwwww, im a biotch everyone!".*giggle*

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

winterblue56's photo
Sun 08/21/11 07:14 AM
Job :angry: grumble
Family of the x's frustrated grumble
Hyperactive Jack Russell rant
Summer's leaving and the thought of snow grumble sick
My car explode frown

Just venting...carry on laugh

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