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Edited by
uk1971
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Fri 07/22/11 07:33 AM
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Bruce was an Aborigine farmer who lived in the Australian bush, hundreds of miles from the nearest civilisation.
He had one son called Bluey, who was about to celebrate his 18th birthday. Bluey had no experience of the opposite sex, and was very naive in the ways of the world. As the birthday approached, Bruce said to his son, "Here's $20000. go to the big city, find a woman, and she'll help you learn more about life!" Off went Bluey to Brisbane, to a very high class hotel, where he quickly settled into his room. He then went into a local bar, where he was accosted by one of the local 'Ladys' of the night.' After several drinks, a lot of flirting, and agreement of financial payments they retired to his hotel room. "I'm just going to freshen up lover. I'll be right back." While she was in the bathroom, there was one hell of a racket emanating from the bedroom. Scraping and banging! On her return to the bedroom, she noticed that ALL the furniture had been stacked up in one corner of the room, with the carpets rolled up in the same corner. "What the fü ck is going on here?" She demanded. "Well," Bluey replied, "If you Sheilas are anything like the kangaroos, We're gonna need all the room we can get!"   
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