Where were the editors??

Grandmother of eight makes hole in one.

Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing.

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.

House passes gas tax onto senate.

Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted.

Quarter of a million Chinese live on water.

Farmer bill dies in house.

Iraqi head seeks arms.


Grammar often botches other headlines.


Eye drops off shelf.

Squad helps dog bite victim.

Dealers will hear car talk at noon.

Enraged cow injures farmer with ax.

Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests.

Miners refuse to work after death.

Two Soviet ships collide--one dies.

Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter.


Once in a while, a botched headline takes on a meaning opposite from the one intended:

Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy.

Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984.

Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better.


Sometimes newspaper editors state the obvious.

If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while.

War dims hope for peace.

Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency.

Cold spell linked to temperatures.

Child's death ruins couple's holiday.

Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years.

Man is fatally slain.

Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say.

Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation.

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