I think you just need to encourage it to work properly!



Now I can tell you when your computer is really screwed up. You turn it on and the screen lights up with the following message,

"Push off mate! Had enough of you!"

That means your computer is all messed up.

It can be fixed but it takes a lot of beer. If it is Australian you had better use Fosters or XXXX otherwise your computer will begin to act a lot like a Soccer Hooligan! Offering it Budweiser will only make it REALLY angry! Then I guarantee it will not function at all. (Budweiser is beer flavored piss water! Don't tell anyone I said that though!) If it is Asian then the brand doesn't matter as long as you have a lot of it on hand.

Now if a hand reaches out of the screen and it slaps you and goes black?

Time to replace that computer!