Funny oldie!!

A bunch of Catholic school girls are at confession, and none of them had
anything to confess. The priest decided that he would try a different approach
and asks the first girl, "Lisa, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

Lisa, slightly embarassed, says, "Well father I looked at my boyfriend's penis
once, but I didn't touch it."

"Very well," says the priest, "splash your eyes with The Holy Water and say
two Hail Mary's"

He says to the next girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a
penis?"
Tiffany giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched one with the tip of my
finger."
"Ok, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and say three Hail Mary's."
The priest then asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever
had any contact with a penis?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I stroked one with my
hand."
"OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and say four Hail Mary's."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is
pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line
the prist exclaims, "Lori! What seems to be the rush?"
Lori replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it
before Jessica sticks her ass in it."

HAHA