Oh the things I get in my email, here is one of them a friend of mine sent me!



NOMINATED THE BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the 1st person he sees walking down the street & says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, & a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."
The man goes on & encounters another passerby.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, & the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, & says,
"Thank you for wonderful America!

That person puts up his hand & says,
"I am from Middle East. I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady & asks,
"Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa."
Puzzled, he asks her,
"Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch & says,
"Probably at work."

IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS,
BY TOMORROW,
YOU WILL RECEIVE 3000 ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE.