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Topic: Your most embarrasing moment.
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Sun 07/03/11 12:26 PM
The most embarrasing moment of my life,happens to be the day i was about to have my bath in the bathroom,when all of a sudden the door was dragged open and guest who was there,a guest that came to visit my kid sister.Before i could say anything the door was already open and she saw everything.I Was so embarrased.when ever she comes visiting it keeps reminding me of the eventh.So what's yours

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Sun 07/03/11 09:44 PM
Edited by Alterette on Sun 07/03/11 09:45 PM
I have many. G-d certainly keeps me humble. Most of them are funny.

One day, I was giving my youngest (who was 2 at the time) a bath. Someone knocked at the door and I had just taken her out of the tub. She didn't want to be held, so I put her down, thinking I could handle whoever was at the door and then finish with her.

But there were two church ladies at the door and they wouldn't stop talking. I kept saying that I had to go; they kept on and I wasn't mean enough to slam the door in their faces. I was wearing a long dress, so all you could see was my feet. My daughter stepped up behind me and urinated on the floor.

I shut the door quickly, washed the mess and bathed my daughter again.

I didn't think about the incident until a few days later, when I saw them walking down the street. I said hi and they both turned bright red and walked away quickly. They must have thought I wet myself the other day because I kept saying, "I can't talk, I have to go."

I don't know if they were embarrassed for me or disgusted, but they never knocked on my door again. rofl

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Sun 07/03/11 10:16 PM
I proposed to a lady on here that I had met on here,,,she said YES,
Then I found out she was not honest about who she was,,so we ended it,,,,,But that was my most in the public face,,,,,embarrassed..

STILL,,,as I am so nuts to have did that.....whoa slaphead

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Sun 07/03/11 11:13 PM
I once joined an online dating site. embarassed It's not something I like to talk about. :You know? They need a shame emicon:

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Mon 07/04/11 12:23 AM

I have many. G-d certainly keeps me humble. Most of them are funny.

One day, I was giving my youngest (who was 2 at the time) a bath. Someone knocked at the door and I had just taken her out of the tub. She didn't want to be held, so I put her down, thinking I could handle whoever was at the door and then finish with her.

But there were two church ladies at the door and they wouldn't stop talking. I kept saying that I had to go; they kept on and I wasn't mean enough to slam the door in their faces. I was wearing a long dress, so all you could see was my feet. My daughter stepped up behind me and urinated on the floor.

I shut the door quickly, washed the mess and bathed my daughter again.

I didn't think about the incident until a few days later, when I saw them walking down the street. I said hi and they both turned bright red and walked away quickly. They must have thought I wet myself the other day because I kept saying, "I can't talk, I have to go."

I don't know if they were embarrassed for me or disgusted, but they never knocked on my door again. rofl
hahahaha....That was really,really funny nice one you have got there.Thanksrofl

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Mon 07/04/11 05:18 AM
My whole life is embarrasing.

My mum embarrases me the most though.

I was sitting next to this nice Lady on the train once. I was about to talk to her. My mum shouts, "you can come and sit next to mummy now, the seat is free" slaphead

The Lady quickly moved, after hearing this. slaphead

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Mon 07/04/11 05:54 AM

I proposed to a lady on here that I had met on here,,,she said YES,
Then I found out she was not honest about who she was,,so we ended it,,,,,But that was my most in the public face,,,,,embarrassed..

STILL,,,as I am so nuts to have did that.....whoa slaphead
Now why do you think you were nuts for doing it??

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Mon 07/04/11 08:29 AM

My whole life is embarrasing.

My mum embarrases me the most though.

I was sitting next to this nice Lady on the train once. I was about to talk to her. My mum shouts, "you can come and sit next to mummy now, the seat is free" slaphead

The Lady quickly moved, after hearing this. slaphead


*giggles* ... oops, sorry Biscuit. bigsmile

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Mon 07/04/11 09:50 AM

I have many. G-d certainly keeps me humble. Most of them are funny.

One day, I was giving my youngest (who was 2 at the time) a bath. Someone knocked at the door and I had just taken her out of the tub. She didn't want to be held, so I put her down, thinking I could handle whoever was at the door and then finish with her.

But there were two church ladies at the door and they wouldn't stop talking. I kept saying that I had to go; they kept on and I wasn't mean enough to slam the door in their faces. I was wearing a long dress, so all you could see was my feet. My daughter stepped up behind me and urinated on the floor.

I shut the door quickly, washed the mess and bathed my daughter again.

I didn't think about the incident until a few days later, when I saw them walking down the street. I said hi and they both turned bright red and walked away quickly. They must have thought I wet myself the other day because I kept saying, "I can't talk, I have to go."

I don't know if they were embarrassed for me or disgusted, but they never knocked on my door again. rofl


Sound like a good way to get rid of those people that knock that want to sell you something, or (sorry) witness their beliefs to you, whether you share them or not.
Sorry Alterette But THAT"S FUNNY RIGHT THERE!!rofl rofl rofl

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Mon 07/04/11 09:52 AM
And personally with my personality, and big mouth. I embarass myself constantly. I consider it part of my charm.

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Mon 07/04/11 03:27 PM
U guies are great and really funny.Keep it rolling in

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Mon 07/04/11 09:54 PM
Edited by Alterette on Mon 07/04/11 09:55 PM


I have many. G-d certainly keeps me humble. Most of them are funny.

One day, I was giving my youngest (who was 2 at the time) a bath. Someone knocked at the door and I had just taken her out of the tub. She didn't want to be held, so I put her down, thinking I could handle whoever was at the door and then finish with her.

But there were two church ladies at the door and they wouldn't stop talking. I kept saying that I had to go; they kept on and I wasn't mean enough to slam the door in their faces. I was wearing a long dress, so all you could see was my feet. My daughter stepped up behind me and urinated on the floor.

I shut the door quickly, washed the mess and bathed my daughter again.

I didn't think about the incident until a few days later, when I saw them walking down the street. I said hi and they both turned bright red and walked away quickly. They must have thought I wet myself the other day because I kept saying, "I can't talk, I have to go."

I don't know if they were embarrassed for me or disgusted, but they never knocked on my door again. rofl


Sound like a good way to get rid of those people that knock that want to sell you something, or (sorry) witness their beliefs to you, whether you share them or not.
Sorry Alterette But THAT"S FUNNY RIGHT THERE!!rofl rofl rofl


No offense taken. I don't "peddle" my faith door to door and I don't like religion being peddled to me. Especially when I am being polite and they won't leave!!!

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Mon 07/04/11 09:56 PM
I can't say. It's too embarrassing......

:angel:

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Tue 07/05/11 11:15 AM
Here's another to keep the ball rolling:

Some years ago, I was visiting one of my daughters in another state. She invited some friends over to watch movies and maybe play a game or two of spades together. So I went to take a shower; some of her friends arrived a little early, just as I was going in.

I forgot my toiletries and didn't want to disturb Virginia, so I looked around for something to wash with. I spied a bar of yellow soap on one of the shelves hanging from the shower head. It smelled really nice so I figured, "Why not?" and used it to wash my hair as well as everything else.

When I was done and dressed, I walked out into the living room and told Virginia, "I really like that soap you have in the shower; it smells great and my hair is so soft." She looked confused.

"What soap?", she asked.

"The yellow soap you had in the shower", I answered, equally confused. Then she started to laugh.

It turns out that I just bathed with the dog's flea soap ... surprised

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Tue 07/05/11 11:47 AM

Here's another to keep the ball rolling:

Some years ago, I was visiting one of my daughters in another state. She invited some friends over to watch movies and maybe play a game or two of spades together. So I went to take a shower; some of her friends arrived a little early, just as I was going in.

I forgot my toiletries and didn't want to disturb Virginia, so I looked around for something to wash with. I spied a bar of yellow soap on one of the shelves hanging from the shower head. It smelled really nice so I figured, "Why not?" and used it to wash my hair as well as everything else.

When I was done and dressed, I walked out into the living room and told Virginia, "I really like that soap you have in the shower; it smells great and my hair is so soft." She looked confused.

"What soap?", she asked.

"The yellow soap you had in the shower", I answered, equally confused. Then she started to laugh.

It turns out that I just bathed with the dog's flea soap ... surprised



This commercial comes to mind. laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1umbFOLztAw

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Tue 07/05/11 11:54 AM
THE CRAZY STUFF I DO ON HERE ON THE FORUMS........:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl :thumbsup: :thumbsup: winking winking waving :angel:

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Tue 07/05/11 01:24 PM
Edited by Alterette on Tue 07/05/11 01:24 PM


Here's another to keep the ball rolling:

Some years ago, I was visiting one of my daughters in another state. She invited some friends over to watch movies and maybe play a game or two of spades together. So I went to take a shower; some of her friends arrived a little early, just as I was going in.

I forgot my toiletries and didn't want to disturb Virginia, so I looked around for something to wash with. I spied a bar of yellow soap on one of the shelves hanging from the shower head. It smelled really nice so I figured, "Why not?" and used it to wash my hair as well as everything else.

When I was done and dressed, I walked out into the living room and told Virginia, "I really like that soap you have in the shower; it smells great and my hair is so soft." She looked confused.

"What soap?", she asked.

"The yellow soap you had in the shower", I answered, equally confused. Then she started to laugh.

It turns out that I just bathed with the dog's flea soap ... surprised



This commercial comes to mind. laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1umbFOLztAw


OMG Tote! That explains the white choker necklace she gave me for Xmas last year! rofl rofl

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Tue 07/05/11 02:02 PM
laugh

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Wed 07/06/11 11:24 AM
HERE ON THE FORUMS

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Tue 07/12/11 04:26 PM

I can't say. It's too embarrassing......

:angel:
hey come on dont be shy ok

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