I have many. G-d certainly keeps me humble. Most of them are funny.

One day, I was giving my youngest (who was 2 at the time) a bath. Someone knocked at the door and I had just taken her out of the tub. She didn't want to be held, so I put her down, thinking I could handle whoever was at the door and then finish with her.

But there were two church ladies at the door and they wouldn't stop talking. I kept saying that I had to go; they kept on and I wasn't mean enough to slam the door in their faces. I was wearing a long dress, so all you could see was my feet. My daughter stepped up behind me and urinated on the floor.

I shut the door quickly, washed the mess and bathed my daughter again.

I didn't think about the incident until a few days later, when I saw them walking down the street. I said hi and they both turned bright red and walked away quickly. They must have thought I wet myself the other day because I kept saying, "I can't talk, I have to go."

I don't know if they were embarrassed for me or disgusted, but they never knocked on my door again.

I proposed to a lady on here that I had met on here,,,she said YES,
Then I found out she was not honest about who she was,,so we ended it,,,,,But that was my most in the public face,,,,,embarrassed..

STILL,,,as I am so nuts to have did that.....

My whole life is embarrasing.

My mum embarrases me the most though.

I was sitting next to this nice Lady on the train once. I was about to talk to her. My mum shouts, "you can come and sit next to mummy now, the seat is free"

The Lady quickly moved, after hearing this.

I have many. G-d certainly keeps me humble. Most of them are funny.

One day, I was giving my youngest (who was 2 at the time) a bath. Someone knocked at the door and I had just taken her out of the tub. She didn't want to be held, so I put her down, thinking I could handle whoever was at the door and then finish with her.

But there were two church ladies at the door and they wouldn't stop talking. I kept saying that I had to go; they kept on and I wasn't mean enough to slam the door in their faces. I was wearing a long dress, so all you could see was my feet. My daughter stepped up behind me and urinated on the floor.

I shut the door quickly, washed the mess and bathed my daughter again.

I didn't think about the incident until a few days later, when I saw them walking down the street. I said hi and they both turned bright red and walked away quickly. They must have thought I wet myself the other day because I kept saying, "I can't talk, I have to go."

I don't know if they were embarrassed for me or disgusted, but they never knocked on my door again.

Sound like a good way to get rid of those people that knock that want to sell you something, or (sorry) witness their beliefs to you, whether you share them or not.
Sorry Alterette But THAT"S FUNNY RIGHT THERE!!

Here's another to keep the ball rolling:

Some years ago, I was visiting one of my daughters in another state. She invited some friends over to watch movies and maybe play a game or two of spades together. So I went to take a shower; some of her friends arrived a little early, just as I was going in.

I forgot my toiletries and didn't want to disturb Virginia, so I looked around for something to wash with. I spied a bar of yellow soap on one of the shelves hanging from the shower head. It smelled really nice so I figured, "Why not?" and used it to wash my hair as well as everything else.

When I was done and dressed, I walked out into the living room and told Virginia, "I really like that soap you have in the shower; it smells great and my hair is so soft." She looked confused.

"What soap?", she asked.

"The yellow soap you had in the shower", I answered, equally confused. Then she started to laugh.

It turns out that I just bathed with the dog's flea soap ...

This commercial comes to mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1umbFOLztAw

I can't say. It's too embarrassing......