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The following is fool proof. Ok...so what you do is accept another date with him. Meet him for dinner, and arrive dressed as a Trekkie with Vulcan ears. Walk up to the table, do the "live long and prosper" Vulcan sign with your hand, take out your plastic phaser, set it to stun, and then pretend shoot him. Then get on you little make believe mic and tell Scotty to "beam you up". In a matter of seconds, he will ask for the check, but there isn't one yet. So, he will then pretend to get a call from his Mommy saying that his pet tarantula Tutu has died and he must leave. Problem solved. 
I gotta try that one! I should also add that you need to go to a resteraunt that you don't frequent very often. That way, Bob the waiter doesn't recognize you in your Trekkie costume and he doesn't try to join in on the Trekkie-ness (Yes..this is a word...shut up!). Oh, and be polite when he leaves. Make sure you express concern for Tutu the tarantula. It's the humane thing to do. |
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The following is fool proof. Ok...so what you do is accept another date with him. Meet him for dinner, and arrive dressed as a Trekkie with Vulcan ears. Walk up to the table, do the "live long and prosper" Vulcan sign with your hand, take out your plastic phaser, set it to stun, and then pretend shoot him. Then get on you little make believe mic and tell Scotty to "beam you up". In a matter of seconds, he will ask for the check, but there isn't one yet. So, he will then pretend to get a call from his Mommy saying that his pet tarantula Tutu has died and he must leave. Problem solved.
I gotta try that one! I should also add that you need to go to a resteraunt that you don't frequent very often. That way, Bob the waiter doesn't recognize you in your Trekkie costume and he doesn't try to join in on the Trekkie-ness (Yes..this is a word...shut up!). Oh, and be polite when he leaves. Make sure you express concern for Tutu the tarantula. It's the humane thing to do. Omg! GOOF! I SO MISSED YOU! |
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The following is fool proof. Ok...so what you do is accept another date with him. Meet him for dinner, and arrive dressed as a Trekkie with Vulcan ears. Walk up to the table, do the "live long and prosper" Vulcan sign with your hand, take out your plastic phaser, set it to stun, and then pretend shoot him. Then get on you little make believe mic and tell Scotty to "beam you up". In a matter of seconds, he will ask for the check, but there isn't one yet. So, he will then pretend to get a call from his Mommy saying that his pet tarantula Tutu has died and he must leave. Problem solved.
I gotta try that one! I should also add that you need to go to a resteraunt that you don't frequent very often. That way, Bob the waiter doesn't recognize you in your Trekkie costume and he doesn't try to join in on the Trekkie-ness (Yes..this is a word...shut up!). Oh, and be polite when he leaves. Make sure you express concern for Tutu the tarantula. It's the humane thing to do. Omg! GOOF! I SO MISSED YOU! Good to see ya back around here TX. 
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The following is fool proof. Ok...so what you do is accept another date with him. Meet him for dinner, and arrive dressed as a Trekkie with Vulcan ears. Walk up to the table, do the "live long and prosper" Vulcan sign with your hand, take out your plastic phaser, set it to stun, and then pretend shoot him. Then get on you little make believe mic and tell Scotty to "beam you up". In a matter of seconds, he will ask for the check, but there isn't one yet. So, he will then pretend to get a call from his Mommy saying that his pet tarantula Tutu has died and he must leave. Problem solved.
I gotta try that one! I should also add that you need to go to a resteraunt that you don't frequent very often. That way, Bob the waiter doesn't recognize you in your Trekkie costume and he doesn't try to join in on the Trekkie-ness (Yes..this is a word...shut up!). Oh, and be polite when he leaves. Make sure you express concern for Tutu the tarantula. It's the humane thing to do. Omg! GOOF! I SO MISSED YOU! Good to see ya back around here TX.
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