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Topic: Luv2roknrolls Biotch Club, SIGN UP NOW!!!!
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 07/16/11 07:14 PM
Wheres my biotches!! SOMEONE CALLING FOR ME?!?!?! YES I"M YELLING!!!!! cause i'm a biotch and that how i roll Yes, oh yes I hear the sounds of biotches biotchen again! What a totally biotchen sound it is!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 07/16/11 07:14 PM
Thank you for coming biotches, now if I could just get $100.00 from each of you for club due fees, we will be cruising! the check is in the email Sure it is biotch!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 07/16/11 07:17 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 07/16/11 07:35 PM
So sorry for not stopping by sooner been busy trying to get the $100.00 for the fee, but the biotoch is back lead on!! We accept check, cash, visa, american express, pay pal, foreign money, 6 lovely slaves,or a camel, biotch.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 07/16/11 07:18 PM
sorry lost my way lol I am back to Biotch like crazy She always was such a biotch!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sat 07/16/11 07:21 PM
So sorry for not stopping by sooner been busy trying to get the $100.00 for the fee, but the biotoch is back lead on!! We accept check, cash, visa, american express, pay pal, foreign money, 6 lovely slaves,or a camel. What about shiney pebbles?????

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 07/16/11 07:31 PM
ok...I am ready to Biotch... oh darn...I forgot what I was going to Biotch about. Give me a minute ok...it will come back to me I'm sure. Was it planes, trains, automobiles, the price of gas, the economy, the overflow of very young boys on Mingle, the fee, you had a lousy day, your arm hurts, you leg is killing you, you feet are tired, your back aches, your stomach hurts, you have a yeast infection, you have a bladder infection, you have an ear infection, your hemorrhoids are killing you,the birds are too loud at your house, your toilet overflowed,your constipated,you have diarrhea,you have a kidney infection, you hate your job, your spouse is an a-hole,your dog peed on the carpet, your cat doo dooed in your bed, you peed the bed, your going blind in one eye, your already blind in both eyes.............................................

thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Sat 07/16/11 07:33 PM


luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 07/16/11 07:34 PM
Yawn...Dam Luv Did you have to biotch so loud.. I heard you clear in NY WHAT DID YOU SAY BIOTCH, I CANT HEAR YOU???DID YOU SAY FOR ME TO TALK LOUDER?? THATS WHAT I AM ALREADY DOING BIOTCH, WHAT?? WE'RE GOING TO NEW YORK!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! THATS COOL BIOTCH, IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THAT NEW YORK BIOTCH! WHEN DO WE LEAVE BIOTCH.NOW?? <-------------------runs to pack her suitcse!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 07/16/11 07:37 PM
I gotta hit it at some point!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 07/16/11 07:38 PM
So sorry for not stopping by sooner been busy trying to get the $100.00 for the fee, but the biotoch is back lead on!! We accept check, cash, visa, american express, pay pal, foreign money, 6 lovely slaves,or a camel. What about shiney pebbles????? No pebbles biotch, you best find a camel!

thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Sat 07/16/11 07:40 PM
I gotta hit it at some point!! I think you covered most of it, we all Biotch about one of those things everyday, damn, my azz hurts from sitting in this chair, just biothing, thanks for the good laugh Biotch.

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Sat 07/16/11 07:41 PM
ok...I am ready to Biotch... oh darn...I forgot what I was going to Biotch about. Give me a minute ok...it will come back to me I'm sure. Was it planes, trains, automobiles, the price of gas, the economy, the overflow of very young boys on Mingle, the fee, you had a lousy day, your arm hurts, you leg is killing you, you feet are tired, your back aches, your stomach hurts, you have a yeast infection, you have a bladder infection, you have an ear infection, your hemorrhoids are killing you,the birds are too loud at your house, your toilet overflowed,your constipated,you have diarrhea,you have a kidney infection, you hate your job, your spouse is an a-hole,your dog peed on the carpet, your cat doo dooed in your bed, you peed the bed, your going blind in one eye, your already blind in both eyes............................................. No I got nothing But I did notice you are big on infections Can I Biotch that I have nothing to biotch about?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 07/16/11 07:49 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 07/16/11 07:50 PM
Your butt hole is sore, your teeth hurt, your dentures wont stay in, all of your teeth are falling out, your having a bad hair day, your toes are crusty, you have calluses on your feet, your broke, your out of peas, your dog ate the remote, your house was stolen( no not robbed, they took the whole house}, your car is backfiring,your car smells bad, your out of deodorant, you cant stop farting, your out of stool softner, you mistook your douche'for your toothbrush, and cleaned your teeth with it, your legs are hairy, your nose is hairy, your ears are hairy,your teeth are hairy, your butt is so hairy, you could braid it. You put your armpit hair in braids and now their too tight,you completely missed the toilet, and you cant find the mop,(cause it was stolen with the house),your nauseous, you have a headache, you cant find your Pepto Bismol,your breathe is killing your pets, your dog ran away, your cat ran away, both your pets came home, your husband ran away, you husband keeps coming home.......................................................

Moeinthesnow Joined Fri 06/10/11 Posts: 210	Sat 07/16/11 07:58 PM
Well luv2 I think you covered just about all my biotches, so I can't think what else I could add Oh wait I can biotch about you listing all my biotches. Thanks

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 07/16/11 08:09 PM
ok...I am ready to Biotch... oh darn...I forgot what I was going to Biotch about. Give me a minute ok...it will come back to me I'm sure. Was it planes, trains, automobiles, the price of gas, the economy, the overflow of very young boys on Mingle, the fee, you had a lousy day, your arm hurts, you leg is killing you, you feet are tired, your back aches, your stomach hurts, you have a yeast infection, you have a bladder infection, you have an ear infection, your hemorrhoids are killing you,the birds are too loud at your house, your toilet overflowed,your constipated,you have diarrhea,you have a kidney infection, you hate your job, your spouse is an a-hole,your dog peed on the carpet, your cat doo dooed in your bed, you peed the bed, your going blind in one eye, your already blind in both eyes............................................. No I got nothing But I did notice you are big on infections Can I Biotch about Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, alright!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 07/16/11 08:09 PM
Well luv2 I think you covered just about all my biotches, so I can't think what else I could add Oh wait I can biotch about you listing all my biotches. Thanks Anytime biotch!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 07/16/11 08:12 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 07/16/11 08:16 PM
This place is getting biotch again, maybe we can save the biotch club!!!Dreams can come true!!!Just when you think your down and out, a bunch of biotches show up, and start biotchen, oh thank you lord for helping my biotches find their biotchy way home.I love and miss my biotches, and ive been biotching about it all week, and finally as if by magic, or one of three wishes, my biotchers have come home to me at last, and.............. <----------Seriously needs mental health care treatment!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sat 07/16/11 08:15 PM
Your butt hole is sore, your teeth hurt, your dentures wont stay in, all of your teeth are falling out, your having a bad hair day, your toes are crusty, you have calluses on your feet, your broke, your out of peas, your dog ate the remote, your house was stolen( no not robbed, they took the whole house}, your car is backfiring,your car smells bad, your out of deodorant, you cant stop farting, your out of stool softner, you mistook your douche'for your toothbrush, and cleaned your teeth with it, your legs are hairy, your nose is hairy, your ears are hairy,your teeth are hairy, your butt is so hairy, you could braid it. You put your armpit hair in braids and now their too tight,you completely missed the toilet, and you cant find the mop,(cause it was stolen with the house),your nauseous, you have a headache, you cant find your Pepto Bismol,your breathe is killing your pets, your dog ran away, your cat ran away, both your pets came home, your husband ran away, you husband keeps coming home....................................................... I feel the beginning of a country song here....

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sat 07/16/11 08:16 PM
So sorry for not stopping by sooner been busy trying to get the $100.00 for the fee, but the biotoch is back lead on!! We accept check, cash, visa, american express, pay pal, foreign money, 6 lovely slaves,or a camel. What about shiney pebbles????? No pebbles biotch, you best find a camel! What about camel toe? Is there a deduction if it's hairy, sweaty and smells like tuna?

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Sat 07/16/11 08:26 PM
ok...I am ready to Biotch... oh darn...I forgot what I was going to Biotch about. Give me a minute ok...it will come back to me I'm sure. Was it planes, trains, automobiles, the price of gas, the economy, the overflow of very young boys on Mingle, the fee, you had a lousy day, your arm hurts, you leg is killing you, you feet are tired, your back aches, your stomach hurts, you have a yeast infection, you have a bladder infection, you have an ear infection, your hemorrhoids are killing you,the birds are too loud at your house, your toilet overflowed,your constipated,you have diarrhea,you have a kidney infection, you hate your job, your spouse is an a-hole,your dog peed on the carpet, your cat doo dooed in your bed, you peed the bed, your going blind in one eye, your already blind in both eyes............................................. No I got nothing But I did notice you are big on infections Can I Biotch about Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, alright! I promise I will try harder tomorrow.