100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
| Topic: 1.42am local time and I'm bored. Does it show? | |
|---|---|
|
Edited by
uk1971
on
Sat 06/18/11 04:51 PM
|
|
My in laws were surprised when I told them that their daughter had left me and said that she was never coming back.
They said that they didn't know how I could just be so calm about it. I told them that I was devasted and re-turfing the garden just took my mind off the situation. I'm sick of going to weddings. Every time I do all the old people start poking me and say "You're next!". So I've started doing it to them at funerals. The next person who says I have OCD is going to have 7.09908331771 shades of sh it kicked out of them! From the English Daily Mirrors Website: "Buzz Aldrin's marriage to his third wife has been dissolved after a quicky divorce". Let's face it, once you've jerked off on the Moon, everything else is going to be second best. I just invented a bush trimmer which uses a microchip to ensure the neatest finish, It's cutting hedge technology... My wife went absolutely mental when i didn't get her a anniversary present. I told her I thought about getting her a diamond necklace but I didn't. then she stormed off.. I don't get the big problem. she said it was the thought that counts. Making good orange juice requires great concentration. My wife is leaving me. She says she has had enough of my getting phrases mixed up. I'm as sick as a fiddle chewing a parrot. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.   
|
|
|
|
|
