Topic: About women..
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Mon 06/13/11 08:19 AM
Quote of the day:

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of ****.'



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Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings,
we simply continue to fly...usually on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.

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Mon 06/13/11 08:56 AM
I like it! happy

Give a Lady friendship and she will let you be the friend, but give you all the ship laugh

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Mon 06/13/11 09:09 AM
keeping my mouth shut on this one :angel:

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Mon 06/13/11 09:22 AM

keeping my mouth shut on this one :angel:


I wondered what you'd saylaugh

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Mon 06/13/11 09:23 AM
<<-- being a good boy :angel:

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Mon 06/13/11 09:25 AM

<<-- being a good boy :angel:


About timewhoa

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Mon 06/13/11 09:32 AM
shocked

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Mon 06/13/11 09:55 AM
Edited by 74Drew on Mon 06/13/11 09:56 AM

Quote of the day:

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. for herself
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. and either blame you for what carrying that baby did to her body or make you pay for it when she leaves you
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. which she'll then remind you that you don't do enough to help out around or you'll have to give it right back to her when she leaves you
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. with arsenic cooked right in for thinking that she should be cooking for you
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. and while you're off at work she'll be banging the neighbor because he's around more often then you and she doesn't have to cook for him, or do anything around his house, and he's not the one who ruined her body by not wearing a condom
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of ****.' the one thing she won't take when she leaves you. in fact you'll keep getting more even after she's gone.



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Women are Angels. or demons, depends on the minute
And when someone breaks our wings,
we simply continue to fly...usually on a broomstick. their primary mode of getting around before their wings fully developed. it only makes sense that they'd go back to that.
We are flexible like that. thanks to those pilates classes



just playin
i love womenhappy


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Tue 06/14/11 10:35 AM
You forgot: "Giver her your credit card and she will fill the closet with shoes and purses".....

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Tue 06/14/11 10:39 AM

Quote of the day:

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of ****.'



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Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings,
we simply continue to fly...usually on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.





I heard something like the man maybe the head of the house, but the woman is the neck that turns it.

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Tue 06/14/11 10:49 AM
and men stinklaugh

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Tue 06/14/11 11:10 AM
What if I gave her a broken car, a broken toilet, a yard full of stumps, and some clogged gutters? What would I get then? A phone call? :tounge: . :banana: